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Noobaward Noob of the Moment February 2014

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
cpp-N This user is a native speaker of C++.
gb-G This user does not speak Gibberish and furthermore believes Gibberish to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Gibberish.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Brain This user's IQ is 158.

(Lisa Simpson has an IQ of 159...fucking smartass bitch! However, I am officially as smart as Albert Einstein)

edit Personal

Male, early 30s, married since 19, with one daughter, born and live near London UK (Hemel Hempstead in mean uncyclopedians you!)

edit Job

Computer programmer. As I like to be controversial with my writing and I don't want to embarrass my employer, I won't tell you exactly for who or on what projects, I work for ONE of: Facebook, IBM, Microsoft, Adobe, HP or Apple.

Actually, fuck that, I hate Apple. I don't work for Apple.

edit Hobbies

My hobbies include:

- Kicking Ass (mainly at computer games)

- Giggling (mainly at dead kittens)

edit Penis Size

Small and inoffensive (shamelessly copied from Red Dwarf)

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