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Hello good friend. My name is Kevin Bell. In my homeland I am known as a great worrior and international spelling bee champion. But since I have resided in this country for so long, I have lost my glory. I am offering a small ransom for anyone who may return my glory to me. Also, I used to be funny.
I have written or contributed to many articles, many of which are not funny
I do however, find these self-written articles mildly humorous