User:Kevillips/Userpage/Realbio/Written/Ewe Mama
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Ewe Mama is in reality, Dolly the Sheep, the first ever cloned mammal. Having super powers, she is bitter at having all the aches and pains of a 6 year old at birth. She is known to rampage the countryside.
edit Faking her own death
In 2003, Ewe faked her own death so she could live full time as the Ewe Mama. Currently she is arching The Schwa.

