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|Japanese name||Richard Nixon|
|Evolves to||Gerald R. Ford|
|Generation||Generation of Awesomeness|
|Species||Ass-Kicking Pirate Stormtrooper Revolutionary|
|Height||7 Foot 14 Inches|
|Weight||That of a poptart|
|Ability||Sleep/Read your mind like the helpless human you are|
|Next Pokemon||Monkey McGee|
- Ass Kicking Pirate Stormtrooper Revolutionaries First Article written other than my user page.
Stuffummss about moi
Kentucky19Ducky is the son of a Boar and Your Mom, and is God's Gift to women. And Cows. There are too forms of Kentucky19Ducky, the User, and the Food. The food is tasty, and now that I think about it, the user is too. Yum. Back on topic, the "User" Kentucky19Ducky is a failure at life and doesn't deserve to exsist. He currently lives in England, where he runs around Amusment Parks, Kicking babies, his version of Abortion. He is also a card carrying member of the Ass-Kicking Pirate Stormtrooper Revolutionary club. He is treasurer. It is likely however, that you came to this article to learn about the food.
Kentucky19Ducky is a food/|drug| that is mainly served on crackers and folded peices of American cheese. It tastes good on pancakes too. Many believe it originated in Finland and was brought everywhere by shitmongers. It is available exclusivley at Sears Grand.
Purposes of Kentucky19Ducky
There are very few logical Purposes of Kentucky19Ducky or "K19D", as we will refer to him (me), seeing how Kentucky19Ducky is a bitch to type. Anywho, the only known purposes to use K19D, is to:
- Use as Bait For Grues -Very effective, but seeing how K19D is small and inferior, it doesn't give you as much time as say....a different grue.
- Teacher for Emos -He is a master at cutting himself.
- Give it a home -That is, if wasting money for rent is what you do in your spare time.....
Illogical Purposes of K19D
- Allowing him an account on Uncyclopedia
- Car Key Holder
- Bait for gnomes - Gnomes are picky eaters.
- Enslavement -Actually, that's not a bad idea, really.
Note To You
Yes you. I see you hanging around this page. Well guess what? Don't fuck with It. Especially you, Karen DiGangi, of Ellicott City, Maryland. I know where you live. You aren't funny. Now go away, before I taunt you a second time.
Things You May Or May Not Have Known About K19D
| This user is a |
& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
|This user loves|
- I was once a Pig. Seriously. Don't believe me? Well you are wrong, so deal with it, Asshole.
- I have been eaten by a grue. Nine Times. I'm like the 50 Cent of getting attacked by grue.