User:Kentucky19ducky

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Kentucky19Ducky
Japanese name Richard Nixon
Stage 19
Evolves to Gerald R. Ford
Generation Generation of Awesomeness
Species Ass-Kicking Pirate Stormtrooper Revolutionary
Type Telepathic
Height 7 Foot 14 Inches
Weight That of a poptart
Ability Sleep/Read your mind like the helpless human you are
Next Pokemon Monkey McGee
Previous Pokemon Kentucky18Ducky



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edit Stuffummss about moi

Kentucky19Ducky is the son of a Boar and Your Mom, and is God's Gift to women. And Cows. There are too forms of Kentucky19Ducky, the User, and the Food. The food is tasty, and now that I think about it, the user is too. Yum. Back on topic, the "User" Kentucky19Ducky is a failure at life and doesn't deserve to exsist. He currently lives in England, where he runs around Amusment Parks, Kicking babies, his version of Abortion. He is also a card carrying member of the Ass-Kicking Pirate Stormtrooper Revolutionary club. He is treasurer. It is likely however, that you came to this article to learn about the food.

Kentucky19Ducky is a food/|drug| that is mainly served on crackers and folded peices of American cheese. It tastes good on pancakes too. Many believe it originated in Finland and was brought everywhere by shitmongers. It is available exclusivley at Sears Grand.

edit Purposes of Kentucky19Ducky

There are very few logical Purposes of Kentucky19Ducky or "K19D", as we will refer to him (me), seeing how Kentucky19Ducky is a bitch to type. Anywho, the only known purposes to use K19D, is to:

  • Use as Bait For Grues -Very effective, but seeing how K19D is small and inferior, it doesn't give you as much time as say....a different grue.
  • Teacher for Emos -He is a master at cutting himself.
  • Give it a home -That is, if wasting money for rent is what you do in your spare time.....

edit Illogical Purposes of K19D

  • Allowing him an account on Uncyclopedia
  • Car Key Holder
  • Bait for gnomes - Gnomes are picky eaters.
  • Enslavement -Actually, that's not a bad idea, really.

edit Note To You

Yes you. I see you hanging around this page. Well guess what? Don't fuck with It. Especially you, Karen DiGangi, of Ellicott City, Maryland. I know where you live. You aren't funny. Now go away, before I taunt you a second time.

edit Things You May Or May Not Have Known About K19D

Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.


Come on piggy
Kentucky19Ducky In A Former Life














  • I was once a Pig. Seriously. Don't believe me? Well you are wrong, so deal with it, Asshole.
  • I have been eaten by a grue. Nine Times. I'm like the 50 Cent of getting attacked by grue.
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