User:Kempokaraterulz

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! It's easier to apologize than to ask permission. Help!

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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This user is a pyromaniac.

nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

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bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

17-X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers.

[[Asshat ah-N]] This user is a native speaker of Asshat .

ao-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of AOLer.

bs-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Bullsh!t.

ca-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Canajan, eh? whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.

enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

es-0 This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).

fh-4 This user speaks Fuckhead at a near-native level.

fur-0 This user does not understand Furry and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

gb-G This user does not speak Gibberish and furthermore believes Gibberish to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Gibberish.

ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.

la-L Thith uther thpeakth Latin with a really thexy lithp.

lz-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Lesbian.

MW-0 This user does not understand MediaWiki and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

nq-G This user does not speak Nelly queen and furthermore believes Nelly queen to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Nelly queen.

ns-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.

pe-X This user only speaks Plain English enough to seduce native Plain English speakers.

perl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Perl.

php-N This user is a native speaker of PHP.

Pie-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pie.

pika-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.

rh-E This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school.

sc-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Scrabble.

se-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Simple English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

us-X This user only speaks American English enough to seduce native American English speakers.

tx-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Texan.

uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.

vl-0 This user does not understand Valley girl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

ow-4 This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.