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Daily Bible verse: "Jesus answered and said unto them, 'Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done. And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.'" Gospel of Matthew, 21:21-22


Daily Historical Quote: "Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it." Abraham Lincoln, letter to Henry L. Pierce and others, April 6, 1859.


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Homosexuality is sexual activity between members of the same sex.

Sexual relations between two men is condemned in both Old and New Testaments. It is forbidden directly four times in the Bible.

All references in Amplified Version

Old Testament

  • Leviticus 18:22 - You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination.
  • Leviticus 20:13 - If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

New Testament (Epistles)

  • 1 Corinthians 6:9 - Do you not know that the unrighteous and the wrongdoers will not inherit or have any share in the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived (misled): neither the impure and immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor those who participate in homosexuality more

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More false trails left by God to test our faith have been found by stupid gullible scientists recently. That God of ours certainly is a tricksy one!


Roger Williams University forces students to watch Al Gore's movie in order to graduate! "[W]e should stop calling these schools 'bastions of knowledge' since they're really bastions of leftist thought," one student observed. See story here.


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    Hell
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  • October 23, 4004BC
  • G-d makes the universe
  • December 25 0AD
  • Jesus born.
  • November 28 1095AD
  • First crusades launched. Many unbelievers ground beneath righteous boots
  • March 19 2003AD
  • United States launches second glorious crusade against heathens.

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  • ...that if you've ever visited uncyclopedia you're going to hell?
  • ...that you probably are anyway?
  • ...that this will result in an eternity of unimaginable pain?
  • ...that G-d will send you there because He loves you?
  • ...that only 4% of Americans are atheists, and everybody hates them?
  • ...that -ology is a suffix derived from the latin word meaning "work of the devil"?
  • ...that Jesus is coming back real soon?
  • ...that ignorance is strength?
  • ...that all atheists hate God?
  • ...that the KJV Bible was good enough for Jesus?
  • ...that Catholics are Mary-worshipping heretics?
  • ...that Muslims are even worse than Catholics?
  • ...that dinosaurs were vegetarians back when they lived in the Garden of Eden?
  • ...that scientists are liars?
  • ...that they're all going to hell too! Ha ha ha ha ha hah'm er, and I, um, pray for their salvation (not that that'll do them any good).


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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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Noobaward
Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!


BePrepared
It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

HEIL FROSTY!



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