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edit Articles

Soul market QFH My first article. Deep emotional attachment here.


Genetic engineering

Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor Featured

Bungs I still think this is funny

edit Rewrites


Don't Read This Article

edit UNNews

UnNews:Ofcom Launches Complaints Investigation First UnNews article

UnNews:Blair attempts to apologise for Slave trade; No slaves found Audio by Zim.

UnNews:Message in a bottle breaks round alone record

UnNews:Football Match Takes Place; Somebody Wins

UnNews:Nothing unusual happens with YouTube video

UnNews:Walkers warned of "killer ticks" My personal favourite

UnNews:Paris Hilton probably not new messiah Lead Story. Audio by Zim.

UnNews:Bush-Blair in chatroom fracas

UnNews:Television networks discover no one watches advertisements; we're all doomed

UnNews:"Shooting only answer" says Education Minister Audio by Zim.

UnNews:Gerrard tips reds to curl up in a ball and die

UnNews:The world will end tomorrow

edit Other bits and pieces

HowTo:Survival for Beginners


Wikipedia Probably my biggest achievement to date.

edit Under Construction

UnBooks:Dick Francis: Also-ran

Howto:Murder a piece of Blu-tack

edit Some of my favourite articles

UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond Do not click any links! Non-sequitur HowTo:Start a Religion Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats Martina Hingis UnNews:TIME magazine names "Person of the Year": Not You Tachyon You Are Dead UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame

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