User:Kelisu

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.

This user is a skeptical agnostic and doesn't know if s/he doesn't know

This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

笨蛋	这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]

zh-2	This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Chinese.

vl-0	This user does not understand Valley girl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

17-G	This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

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This user only speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . enough to seduce native -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . speakers.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.