User:Keitei/old

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Hurricane Keitei

Is that "she" as in "40-year-old male pervert", or "20-something male FBI agent"?

-Bob3

The primary reason I admined you is because you wrote your name in all caps and two exclaimation points.

-Chron

You are so cruel to the things you love.

-Volte

Keitei, you are the most admin-esque admin of all time.

-Adamface


What You Should Know

There are two rules here:

  1. Be funny and not just stupid.
  2. Don't be a dick.


Vandalism Is Bad

OMG VABNALS

Blanking pages 
Removing content from a page and either: a) leaving it blank, or b) putting one or two lines which often have to do with homosexuality or perceived "owning."
Vanity 
Articles or additions which are about someone who is non-notable. Usually this is the author or someone the author knows.
Slandanity 
Vanity with slander. Example: Someone-nobody-has-heard-about is so gay!!
Spam 
There are three types:
Commercial.
These are external links to actual spam sites which will be put on the spam blacklist.
Vanity.
Linking your page on every article you go to.
Template.
Putting unnecessary templates on a bajillion pages.

Your Ban and You: Understanding Each Other

      If you do get banned, try to understand why. Did you vandalize? Did you violate policy? Were you being a dick in an unfunny manner? There is most likely a good reason why you were banned, and even why that ban length was chosen.
      If after some self-actualization you think the ban was unwarranted, ask the admin who issued it. You may email them or visit IRC. If you are reasonable and civilized, you may even be unbanned.


X This user hates the internet.


Earth Western Hemisphere This user helps reduce overpopulation by killing people.



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Warning

Ovaries


Draak

You better believe it. 
Or I burn your face off.


KeiteiDraak


Draak

Run you idiots

Adopted Idiots

      What can I say?! I like noobs. They tend to grow on me. Some who have endeared themselves to me:

[Ed. note: Due to her extended stay in Uncyclopedialand, none of the following are noobs anymore. This list kept for historical purposes only.]
Whywhy
Anidn
Adamface
Loogie
Skiddles
Zombiebaron
Mandypoo
Hinoa
DB
¥
Volte

Things to get my lazy butt around to doing


Awards

Reasons why I'm cool now. 
Don't believe a word of it.

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month June 2006
Keitei loves Bray 4eva

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