User:KeineLust90

This user is a New Yorker ... The Mets... I mean the Yankees ... suck... I think??? (Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)

“I say, it's rather warm in here...”
~ Oscar Wilde

Computing

This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Gaming/Misc

LV-5	This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.

DIFF H

This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

MMORPG

This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!

This user plays games on a graphing calculator as they live in the Philippines or are extremely weird.

This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.

This user snob prefers the DS Lite over the original DS.

PS2	This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!

Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

free	This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.

gee-N This user is a native speaker of Geek.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.

ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.

de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.

ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.

fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.