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A being from somewhere else in the omniverse , Is compleatly omnipotent and his jab strength is 1000^8 more then that of chuck norrises roundhouse kick. by jabbing whoever he wants he prints a perfectly flat square circle on his target surrounding them with an event horizon that instantly shrinks to a 0 volume thus ejecting them from the universe forever.
edit Where does he come from?
God is responsible for this universe , chuck norris is responsible for the multiverse , Keiiji is responsible for godamm making the first ever existance.
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