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| "Neither fish nor fowl..."|
This user is made up of snakes, snails, puppydog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice. Or they may be made up of something entirely different like lint and fish scales or frog legs. In any case, they are transgendered and do not easily fit into male or female categories. This user has not been asked to be on Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake yet and is somewhat disappointed, but will continue to work diligently on being more white trashy. They disagree strongly with the doctor present at their birth who was positive their gender was whatever he said it was.
Note: This user is now accepting donations for help paying for sexual reassignment surgeries and hormones.
edit Poor Attempts at Humor
- Friends University was my first article. After a lot of deletion of things that were linked to that page--
- I wrote rice pudding, which I am reasonably happy with.
- I have done minor edits to several articles and corrected spelling or grammar (I'm an OCD English major), added a paragraph or three, and included a picture or two in kitten huffing, Kansas, Diabetes, Attention Deficit Disorder, homeless nerds, and Florida.
edit This is supposed to be about me?
I belong more in NYC than anywhere else, but I was really only conceived there. I was forced to spend my childhood in Miami and Central Florida learning how to rip off tourists. New York's just about the only place I feel at home. Right now I'm in hell- I mean.....Wichita, Kansas.
|This user is a New Yorker|
(Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)
|100px||This user is a Floridian|
"No hablo inglish. U espeaka espanis?"
"You want I cook pollo con arroz?
Sientete, ju look tan flaco."
| This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.|
I'm on a roof with a rifle
edit Yeah, I'm a nerd...
|ju-X||This user only speaks Joual canadien enough to seduce native Joual canadien speakers.|
I am very good at understanding many different languages, whether I have taken them as classes before or not... It's just a skill I have. Because I already have too many userboxes, I shall just list the languages I know.
I have a basic understanding of Pig Latin, HTML, BASIC, MediaWiki, Klingon, MUDD, Lesbian, bullsh*t, Italian, Spanish, French, Frisian, German, American Sign Language, Elvish, Biblical Hebrew, Old Gaelic, Yiddish, Ladino, Latin, and Arabic.
I have an even more basic (a 2 year old could speak better) understanding of Vietnamese, Japanese, Urdu, Swahili, Russian, Polish, Modern Greek, Israeli Hebrew, Irish Gaelic, and Dutch.
I can write, read, and understand better than I can speak - in most cases. I am a near native speaker in Classical/Ancient Greek, Californian, Canadian, Correct English, and Texan.
I speak Newspeak, Floridian, New Yorker, Politiks, and Kansan fluently. I am forced to speak American English and do so grudgingly only when I must deal with complete idiots.