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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

242 Day This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

Cometoronnie This user is Ronald McDonald and is after your soul!

Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

Cannabagreen This user is Canadian
...and stands for truth,
universal health care
and HOCKEY games!

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Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

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When death stalks the night, remember, it's all your fault


This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.


Face-angel This user is an angel.

Militant atheist This user is a militant atheist.


This user is reading your thoughts!

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Your mom.

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.

Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Dracula1 This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
Investment bonds This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!

Wheel This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Happysatan This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.

Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Homeless2 This user is homeless.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.

Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.

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MEH This user redefines lazy.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.

NO This user doesn't care.

Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

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MS-1 This user has a basic understanding of how to speak his mind, but prefers to leave the free thinking to the philosophers.
bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.

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