User:Kathumandu

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97,624,930,607Number of fools, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills, diet pills and diet pills that Kathumandu has pitied. (Updated Thursday 07/10-2014)
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edit Who is Kathumandu

Kathumandu is commonly known as either Wes, West Side, Wesley Snipes, or just "Hey You!" He lives in The Peoples Republic of California, led by Comrade Arnold Schwarzenegger. He Goes to some Ghetto Prision, I mean High School in downtown Azusa. He sits on his computer all day and edits Uncyclopedia and plays Eragonlive like all homeless nerds do. He is fluent in Newspeak, Kiligon, Trekkie, Ghetto, Spanish, Black English, English, n00b, and Java. He was officialy declared in the yearbook, the dude most likely to become a robot.

Soviet party

In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!

edit Quotes about Kathumandu

... that you have you have 10 minutes to move your car? ... that you have 5 minutes to move your car? ... that your car has been impounded? .... that your car has been crushed into a cube?

... that you have 10 minutes to move your cube?
~ Me on You


In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu pwns YOU!...wait a sec, he does that anyway...
~ Russian Reversal on Kathumandu
If I were alive, id be down with him too...Down owning him
~ Oscar Wilde on Kathumandu owning him in Warcraft
In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu ignores YOU!!!
~ Russian Reversal on Kathumandu
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The lovely landscape of Redmond

This guy's page is undone.
~ Captian Obvious on This page
Only YOU, Can Prevent Ghetto!!!
~ Uncle Tom on You
Your Mom!!! Ohhhhhhh...
~ User:necropaxx on Kathumandu
Rogan?
~ Age of Empires on Kathumandu
“'All your base are belong to us!”
~ CATS on Kathumandu
Kfcstalinsexiest

If you don't buy their chicken,you might end up dissapearin'

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sc-4 This user speaks Scrabble at a near-native level.
en-F This user got an F in English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.
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ac-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek those African clicky noises whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
tlh-N This user is a native speaker of Klingon.
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ns-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Newspeak.
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pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
sp-X This user only speaks Spanglish enough to seduce native Spanglish speakers.
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