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|A random person's diary Page 1|
Hello, you decided to read a random person's diary. Here is he's first page of life, and everyday I'd add some of it. And, this is NOT my diary.
Hello, this is my first time to write on my diary. And I was making sure it was locked. And I don't care if I write "hello" on my diary. Anyway, mom bought me a diary to write of. It was awesome, it was for boys, and it has a locker. The key is on my drawer. So I hope mom doesn't really read this one. Anyway, Sandara is my girlfriend. We will have a date tomorrow. I hope this diary will keep these secrets I will put on. Sister got a pneumonia. And also got breast cancer. Bless my sister.