UnNews:My Chemical Romance is racist

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7 December 2012

Helena
"What's the worst that I can say?".

Jersey Shore, New Jersey --

Since My Chemical Romance's release of The Black Parade in 2006, the alternative rock band has been becoming completely racist.

For example, in the song The End:

  • C'mon C'mon C'mon I said
  • Save Me!
  • Get me the hell out of here
  • Save Me!
  • Too young to die and my dear
  • You Can't!
  • If you can hear me just walk away and
  • Take Me!

This obviously is referring to slavery my ninjas

Also, take the song "Dead!', it comes after this song about slavery which means the slaves were killed! Then "This Is How I Disappear" plays after this, which obviously means they hid the corpse of the dead slave! Next, we have "The Sharpest Lives", which means they think they were smart for doing this. "Welcome to the Black Parade is referring to death row, "I Don't Love You" refers to hating on blacks, "House of Wolves" means that they house the slaves together and call them animals, etc.

So after all this, am I probably taking this a little wrong?

NO.


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