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“During this Battle at Hulao Pass, I shall stand to the right of all enemies.”
“It's, it's... ARGGAAAA!”
“During this Battle at Xiapi, I shall stand to the right of all enemies.”
“There is no way Lu Bu is here at the Battle of Guandu since he was killed at Xiapi in actual history a year ago ago in 199 CE. I shall stand to the right of all enemies and this time I shall keep it cool.”
“WHAT THE FUCK?! NO! IMPOSSIBLE! ARGGGAAAAA!”
“During this Battle at Red Cliffs, there is no way in hell I am standing to the right of all enemies.”
“You little bitch! You're supposed to be dead from 199 CE and up!”
Lu Bu (the incorrect spelling of Lü Bu, however no one cares) was a dominant warlord during the prelude to the Three Kingdoms era of Cheenese history. He was known for his extreme might and powerful sex, but the video game company TecmoKoei exaggerates this aspect and transforms this beast into a "god-like" warrior in which newcomers to Dynasty Warriors mistake for just another opponent. On the normal basis, the only thing that comes of this confusion is a "K.O." and a Game over. But that's not the point!
Lu Bu was born in an unknown year. However, his death was tremendous, and Cao Cao made it known as 199 CE. (The death date of Lu Bu) However, in Dynasty Warriors 4, Lu Bu lives beyond his death date and commits mass pawnage in the famous throwdown hang 'em high clash off Battle of Guandu between the Cao and the noblemen from the Yuan clan. Lead by the fancy and flashy Yuan Shao.
On the other hand, it is no lie that Lu Bu was a mighty warrior and almost unmatched for one-on-one duels and Rock, Paper, Scissors, he is also quite notorious for committing acts of betrayal and murdering his two different fathers. (I know what you are thinking, no, he was adopted) Techniquelly, there was three fathers, but we are talking about his first and second adoptive fathers. They were both warlords, the first being Ding Yuan (AKA Daddy Ding) and the second was Dong Zhuo (Daddy Dong). Together, Ding, Dong, they were both murdered by Lu Bu. He is most known for his secret relationship with his lover maiden, Diaochan. But in all reality, China just fed up a lie and to the truth's extent; a fictional woman. In all known evidence so far, she was a maiden that Daddy Dong Zhuo was having affairs with. Daddy Dong didn't quite enjoy when Lu Bu was also gettin' it in behind his back.