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Soviet Яussia, page reads УФU!!"
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The writer of this page is a devout lover of ЯED

Everything else is written in good black fonts

edit Level of Awesome

Kamariel is Godly

My anti-drug

So all jolly good eh mates?

Now normally I would be giving a large lecture upon my beginnings but since that usually takes about some 300 days I've shorten it to simply allude to my personality. This way I do not appear as a babbling baboon, not that the animal is in any way something to be regarded in a negative light. But I do find that a good lot of the clever, slithering, and lurking beasts of burden that roam this plains do lack a bit in Lexis.

Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Chromelogo This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Six Million Dollar Man
This user is a cyborg and uses bionic features to fight crime. Resistance is futile.

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This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
<-- This is my way of saying, do not inquire what console I abuse.


I just so happen to be a devout lover of art, much like Thrawn If the lot of you need a reference, and for those of you insufficiently educated to know, art is a form of expression by a medium. So in a very perverse way you could classify this entire site as a monument to parody.

edit Pool, I like it this way

Normally I am the kind of person who judges others by their incredibly inane user page, and I do so enjoy correcting the mistakes of others after I have obviously made them feel worse than a fly who has had to smell the arse of a horse on steroids. I will go out of my way to insult you in the most polite of ways, if I am doing this let it be known that I in some revolting way find you amusing.


Kamariel killing a dragon.

edit Insanity

This be the reason the lot of you sorry maggots who's existence is solely composed of compost came to my page. Well I can asure you that my laser cats will slice that Wang of yours and let it dry in the sun like them raisins.

So you wanna know who the fuck I am?! Well. Imagine the evil son-of-a-bitch that raped Higurashi Koro Ni Kai Added to NeonGenesisEvangelion 's fucked up insanity and crazy bitches. Then blend it together and toss in heavy amounts of drugs and nightmarefuel That's ME BITCHES.

My team is composed of Two vampires and a Raptor, my shirt is always red because there is no Bleach at my house, but fear not I can still with style make you sushi. ENHANCE AND UNDERLINE THE YOU. The horror, oh the horror.~normal quote by friends....that are no longer with us!

edit I wanna know

How cool is this guy?

The poll was created at 16:59 on July 6, 2010, and so far 4 people voted.

Better answer since I will slit your god-given throat with a shoelace while you pee in your dream of pokemon on lsd IF you don't answer. So work with me maggot.

edit Favorite songs/videos of the moment

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