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|Epic of Stories||Score: 0||Moves: 0|
YOU WAKE UP IN THE FOREST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. YOU ARE COLD, HUNGRY, AND BALD.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
>gather logs Conniving 21:01, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Okay, so this is a lot like Storytime of Epicness. What will happen is you people will come up with a course of action for the character, and I shall describe what happens with your character. The mechanics and the introduction are the only similarities, though. The story will go in (I hope) a fairly different direction from that of the original person. I have little-to-no idea of where we will end up, just a bit of info about our character here, which you may or may not find or use.
edit How to play
Suggesting a course of action is simple enough, just hit the "Newest Page" link and add something to the suggested courses of action thing like below.. I'll take the one I like the most (for whatever reason) and have your character react to it.20:45, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
edit Suggested courses of action
- gather logs Conniving 21:01, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
- Straighten my toupee. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:33, 2 May
- spout pretentious uncyclopedian memes --Asema (can't we resolve this?) 02:25, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
- Convert the infidels, or destroy them. - 02:56, May 3
- Nothing much. -- 03:12, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
- Nuke Nintendo --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:04, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
- BOOBS! -- 13:12, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
- Any epic has to have an Odyssey reference. Kill all the suitors, or sutures, either one really, they both itch terribly. -- 03:00, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
- Add some fiber to your diet. (that helps grow hair, right?) - 06:32, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
- Shoot something. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:23, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- I FIRE MY LAZOR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! --