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Archive 101: An introductory class into people who don't have anything relevant to say.

edit Thank you!


You voted...

...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Andorin Kato 01:56, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

edit N00b of th3 month

Oh c'mon,

The "don't dis democrats" thing was a joke. I just didn't think that what had been written about "Harry Reid" was using his real weaknesses enough. It could been funnier. Anyway, Boo-Hoo, vote for me! --BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:44, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

You must forgive me, sarcasm doesn't translate that well over the Internet. And I've known people who say things like those. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 18:03, 6 December 2007 (UTC)


edit Archive???

Curses! Foiled again! *twirls mustache* You haven't won! I'll be back! *disappears into a puff of smoke* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Dec 20

edit Christmas Carols By Me

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead
Snorts a lot of righteous shit
He wouldn't let poor Santa
Try any of his good weed
All of the other reindeer
Used to snitch and call the cops
Then one foggy christmas eve,
Donner cleared a bowl
He said right to Rudolph's face,
It's got kick and it's got taste
All of the other Reindeer
Fell asleep and then went gay!
 -Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cokehead

Smiley for Communism 14:37, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
It would bring me great glee
The DNA, the dirty tape
The the legal fee, the urine rape
Oh, R. Kelly, Oh, R. Kelly
Please do not pee on me.
  -R. Kelly Christmas

(Forgot my R. Kelly one, whoops!) Smiley for Communism 18:59, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

edit To protect you in further Holiday mall shopping...

On the first day of Christmas, the General gave to me...

A Sniper in a pear tree. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines

edit Hi,

Thanks for voting on Uncyclopedia:VFH/Gay well, you know... It's good that people are voting whatever they vote! I wondered if I might get some more feedback as to why you voted the way you did? I'm really trying to make a effort with this one. You mentioned the Aristocrats? Did you consider this article to be offensive? Was there anything of particular of issue for you? If you could spare the time, I would be grateful... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:34, Dec 23

Wanna come to my house and play pool? --Uncle Dee 03:58, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, sure. I'll bring the bats. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 03:59, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

edit OMG THX!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Your vote for Grass in the Mist II has earned you a romantic evening with Gizelda, this year's winner of Africa's "Sexiest blade of grass of the year" award!!! Enjoy yourself, and good luck figuring out how to have sex with a blade of grass!


edit Chuck Norris Tag

Small and polite question:
Why no Chuck Norris tag? It is after all, a page about Chuck Norris.
-- C. Norris (talk) Icons-flag-gb 16:20, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

If you're referring to the template at the start of the page, it's because it's distinctly different in tone from the article itself. The article itself emphasizes Norris as just some guy, y'know? The template, though, speaks of a legend who breaks reality with but a twitch of his foot. Think about it, man, if you start reading some, for example, comic about Batman or whatever, you generally expect that from one page to the next, it'll be about the Dark Knight, and also assume that turning to the next page won't drop you into a collection of comics from Foxtrot. Yeah, kinda like that, guy. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 16:37, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Thanks, I see where you are coming from. Are you impling that the tag is sutable for pages such as Chuck Norris/facts and Chuck Norris/Paradox, as these are reallity bending? Part of the reason I added the tag to the Chuck Norris page is that with no tags or quotes, the top of the page looks bare and empty and with a tag, it appears more aestetically pleasing. (Note: I have done some funny stuff)

--C. Norris (talk) Icons-flag-gb 10:27, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

You've got the idea exactly. If you'd like there to be a template up-top, you could see if moving the Featured Article template would work out. As a bonus, it's changed slightly to reflect the article having crashed Wikia. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 15:20, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Frankly my dear...

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