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Archive 100: THANKS FOR VIEWING!
edit Clan Uncyclopedia
Welcome to Clan Uncyclopedia, since you were the first one to join, you are a Sergeant, feel free to place SGT somwhere in your sig, as long as it links to User:Capercorn/CLAN UN! -- 20:24, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
edit A psychic is you!
|Your A Big Psychic Now!|
|Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!
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edit Uncyclopedian Forces Nexus War
I request entry to the Uncyclopedian Forces of Nexus War, please. My character name is Uncyclopedian. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
- I do better with a link to the profile. LINK PLX
23:25, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
-  User:Uncyclopedian/sig
edit As before, entry to the UF of Nexus War
edit Thanks for voting!
For voting for my page, I award you this template:
|The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.|
|Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!|
Thanks again,19:29, Aug 19, 2007
THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.
edit MY BOY
- Taking a page out of some guy I met once named Lucky Bob... well, his book, anyway... "Yesno". 00:08, 30 August 2007 (UTC)
edit Nexus War
edit Teh thankszor
Ya rly. Seriously, thanks for reverting Chuck Norris while I was out cavorting and whatnot. I really think that protection is the only answer to this conundrum. It's already being raped, and it's not going to get better if it makes it to feature. But thanks a lot.
edit The Uncyclopedian Forces
I've noticed that you haven't updated your Status Report in The Uncyclopedian Forces Urban Dead group for a while. I'm just checking in to see how you're doing, and ask if you're still around. If not, it would be greatly appreciated if you could remove yourself from the status reports page, and list yourself as retired on the Membership list. Thanks!
edit And now, a Public Service Announcement
|Thekillerfroggy and Doctor Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper would like for donating to the Throws and Downs Club of America. So keep your pillows held up in your room, lock your liquor cabinet, and alert the local authorities of possible pillboxes. Only you can prevent pillow fighting!|
edit You sir, are a hero!
...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.
|The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.|
04:21, Sep 16
edit Thank you
|This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!
Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!
edit Pokémon question...
First of all, are you here? If so, message me on my talk page. Conniving 00:35, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
- I got two Manaphys from this event. Someone gave me one because they kept restarting a file to get it over and over. Want to borrow one for your dex, then keep this Phione I have? Conniving 15:04, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
- Yeh awlroite.
15:07, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
- Dammit, I told you to message me on my talk page. :o Conniving 22:20, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
- Yeh awlroite.
edit For You
|The Ring of Devandalisers|
For fighting the Good Fight
Woof indeed. Thanks for the vote!
|The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?|
|Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!|
-01:40, Oct 17
edit Klaus Kinski
Hi! You were undoing vanadlism-changes by 18.104.22.168 for the article Klaus Kinski. Then you asked who Klaus Kinski is ... hm, well, maybe you could take your time and check out on that at the evil-minded, malicious website of our worst enemy: Wikipedia-(Klaus-Kinski) ... Greets, see ya --BlackInkWriter 20:09, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
edit Ready to battle?
Do you want to battle on Wi-Fi? Conniving 23:17, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
|The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!|
|The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!|
edit Excellent voting
For voting for Books never written!
Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support.
So that is what you get.
Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.
--02:23, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
edit Feel the power of science!!
|The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.|
|Thanks for voting, and remember, |
Thanks for the vote, -02:24, Nov 12
edit Ceasefire has begun
- I actually DO believe some of what you say, although, like I said, some should be kept (such as putting a plot behind people who killed Kennedy and have it in a story form), to keep overclogging away. Colin "All your base" Heaney 17:01, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
- If that's what you think should be done, 'tis better to put it into a paragraph rather than add the list multiple times. If you'd transmuted it into a paragraph yourself, I wouldn't have had much cause to revert (unless the paragraph sucked, but we may never know that until that happens, eh?) 17:06, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
edit The villains begrudgingly thank you
NO U —Braydie 18:58, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
edit Yoinxx News!
Hello, Yoinxxer Kalir. You now exchange stuff at the UnCyc, the Yoinxx based store and take part of Top Chop, the Potatochopping coni-test. Or make a store of your own to make even more Yoinxx than usual. You can also buy stuff from the Ystore and preorder things for the Yhouse (Coming soon). --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:25, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
- I moved it for you. --
14:58, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
- k. Reminiscing get! 15:52, 29 November 2007 (UTC)