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edit Clan Uncyclopedia

Welcome to Clan Uncyclopedia, since you were the first one to join, you are a Sergeant, feel free to place SGT somwhere in your sig, as long as it links to User:Capercorn/CLAN UN! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 20:24, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

edit A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!
Spoonforn00b Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending!

We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:17 Aug 17, 2007 22:22, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedian Forces Nexus War

I request entry to the Uncyclopedian Forces of Nexus War, please. My character name is Uncyclopedian. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

I do better with a link to the profile. LINK PLX Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 23:25, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
[1] User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Invited. And I assume you joined. Don't forget to note your membership on the Nexus War UF page. (there's a link in the UD page) Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 00:41, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
Wait, how do I join now!?! I just got back on. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Oh, just figured out. Forget about that last bit. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

edit As before, entry to the UF of Nexus War

I would quite enjoy being within the Uncyclopedian Forces, etc. etc., as examplared in IRC. Here's the profile link: lol. --Asema 06:16, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting!

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

Lumps2 The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:29, Aug 19, 2007

edit Thanks


THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thank you for voting for UnScripts:Grass in the Mist. --THE 21:43, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:14, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

edit MY BOY

IS YOUR GENDER MALE!?!?!?!?!?!? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 21:10, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Taking a page out of some guy I met once named Lucky Bob... well, his book, anyway... "Yesno". Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 00:08, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Nexus War

I've just signed up. Character name "The Pong". Currently at a hospital somewhere in Valhalla. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 10:15, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Teh thankszor

Ya rly. Seriously, thanks for reverting Chuck Norris while I was out cavorting and whatnot. I really think that protection is the only answer to this conundrum. It's already being raped, and it's not going to get better if it makes it to feature. But thanks a lot.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:53, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

edit The Uncyclopedian Forces

I've noticed that you haven't updated your Status Report in The Uncyclopedian Forces Urban Dead group for a while. I'm just checking in to see how you're doing, and ask if you're still around. If not, it would be greatly appreciated if you could remove yourself from the status reports page, and list yourself as retired on the Membership list. Thanks!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   00:21, 14 September 2007 (UTC)  

edit And now, a Public Service Announcement

Throws and Downs Thekillerfroggy and Doctor Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper would like for donating to the Throws and Downs Club of America. So keep your pillows held up in your room, lock your liquor cabinet, and alert the local authorities of possible pillboxes. Only you can prevent pillow fighting!

edit You sir, are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

Volcano The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:21, Sep 16

edit Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!

Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:35, Oct 1 00:35, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Pokémon question...

First of all, are you here? If so, message me on my talk page. Conniving 00:35, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

I got two Manaphys from this event. Someone gave me one because they kept restarting a file to get it over and over. Want to borrow one for your dex, then keep this Phione I have? Conniving 15:04, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Yeh awlroite. Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 15:07, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
Dammit, I told you to message me on my talk page. :o Conniving 22:20, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

edit For You

Gring The Ring of Devandalisers
For fighting the Good Fight

Rabbi Techno

edit Woof.

Woof indeed. Thanks for the vote!

Osama The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:40, Oct 17

edit Klaus Kinski

Hi! You were undoing vanadlism-changes by for the article Klaus Kinski. Then you asked who Klaus Kinski is ... hm, well, maybe you could take your time and check out on that at the evil-minded, malicious website of our worst enemy: Wikipedia-(Klaus-Kinski) ... Greets, see ya --BlackInkWriterBlackInk2 20:09, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Ready to battle?

Do you want to battle on Wi-Fi? Conniving 23:17, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

edit THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111

Ak47 The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:15, Oct 19

edit Excellent voting

Copyright question mark
Thank you!
For voting for Books never written!
Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support.
So that is what you get.

Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 02:23, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Feel the power of science!!

ScienceFair The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:24, Nov 12

edit Ceasefire has begun

I actually DO believe some of what you say, although, like I said, some should be kept (such as putting a plot behind people who killed Kennedy and have it in a story form), to keep overclogging away. Colin "All your base" Heaney 17:01, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
If that's what you think should be done, 'tis better to put it into a paragraph rather than add the list multiple times. If you'd transmuted it into a paragraph yourself, I wouldn't have had much cause to revert (unless the paragraph sucked, but we may never know that until that happens, eh?) Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 17:06, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

edit The villains begrudgingly thank you

Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:24, 17 November 2007 (UTC)


NO U —Braydie 18:58, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Howdy!

Thanks...*hic*...for voting for...*HIC!*...Drunk Olympics! Uuuuurgh...*sip*...I need to lie down... --THE 00:53, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Yoinxx News!

Hello, Yoinxxer Kalir. You now exchange stuff at the UnCyc, the Yoinxx based store and take part of Top Chop, the Potatochopping coni-test. Or make a store of your own to make even more Yoinxx than usual. You can also buy stuff from the Ystore and preorder things for the Yhouse (Coming soon). --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:25, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

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