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GAH. This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.

edit Welcome!

Hi, welcome to my user page, umm, there's not much here... But have fun! (Or whatever)


edit User Boxes!

(For no reason, i'm bored)
Gah... why wont you stay in a straight line?

Domokunyellownbackground This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.
This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
Brain This user's IQ is 8968672627689765432345678.

CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to This page does not exist.

Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Potatohead aqua This user wants This page does not exist featured.

RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
Bushfire This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Cheeze This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
1 This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1 This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A wedding ring is like a tourniquet, it cuts off your circulation. Help!
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.

edit Seizures

Down here...


I'm not responisble for your looking down and what not. The orignial source is here, i just downloaded and GIF'd it.

E-shrooms And yes I realize the GIF sucks, i'm too lazy to fix it.

edit Contributions

Well I haven't done much, but most of the stuff I have is here:

edit Pages Created

edit Pages Contributed to

"This page was sporked from a: This page was sporked from a: This..." etc.
"^^^It smells better already!!" on top.
  • Green: Added a plain blue photo, with a caption of
"What the fuck is this shit doing here???" 

and title

"Most definitly not green"
"8675309 in binary is 00001000000001100000011100000101000000110000000000001001 (This is not to be confused with the ASCII version of 8675309, which
is 00111000001101100011011100110101001100110011000000111001)"

and contributed to the location of as an IP adress.

edit Other

edit Don't Read this

So apart from that warning message, how are you?

Okay, not that I actually care.

In fact, are you feeling... sick in any way?


No, just wondering.


How's the weather?

Okay, well it's pretty snowy over here.


So I hear that that alot of people that read this page die.

Oh i'm sure that you'll be fine.

No, no, that message is just a joke.

I know, but i'm just trying to be funny.

Well i'm sorry.

Apart from that, how are you doing?

Yeah, yeah...

Oh thats interesting.

Nope, how about you?

Oh for fuck's sake die aleady.

--KaleXD 02:29, December 26, 2009 (UTC) Don't edit this, unless 1. You're a mod, 2. You enjoy being shot up the ass with a .50 caliber. :)

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