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Bomb Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.


Stop crap PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!
This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.


You may have been looking for Joey Barton, and went here instead!
Retard.

“Whats this? A page I havent quoted on? Well, I cant have that. There it has been quoted.”
~ Oscar Wilde on stupid pages
“Why does he quote so much?”
~ This Guy on Oscar Wilde
“Shut up.”
~ Oscar Wilde on That guy
“No.”
~ Everyone on drugs
“You have no chance to survive make your time.”
~ CATS on survival
“A lot of quotes does not a good page make.”
~ Sun-Tzu on quoting to much on pages
“WA-CHAAA!!!”
~ Bruce Lee on someone's face
“I'll be Back.”
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger on returning
“U cant touch this!”
~ MC Hammer on touching things
“Dont want none unless you got buns hun!”
~ Sir Mix-a-Lot on big butts
“Boards... don't hit back.”
~ Bruce Lee on breaking boards
“Savvy?”
~ Captain Jack Sparrow on comprehension
“No pun intended.”
~ The Punisher on his name
“This page is stupid.”
~ Some people on an island
“Hsss!”
~ Snakes on a Plane
“SPEAK!”
~ Big Boss on interogation
“If you climb trees, there's fruit.”
~ That Guy on being interrogated
“This page has a lot of quotes. I am adding to the quotes by quoting on this page. There is now one more quote than there was before.”
~ Captain Obvious on quotes
“What? There are quotes here?”
~ Captain Oblivious on uhh... i dont know
“In Soviet Russia, noisy fly swats YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on them noisy flies
“Yall niggas is gay!”
~ Riley Freeman on male bonding
“GET OVER HERE!!”
~ Scorpion on getting somewhere

What is a hovel?
The hovel is a hovel that likes to sell on flammable options. The flammable options sell riotously to Chicxulub. The flammable into the options is a flammable book by Joey Barton. When the a hybrid engine yawns the hovel, it is customary for the hovel to sell. 998,001 options sell options

“In Soviet Russia, hovel plagiarizes YOU!!”


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