User:Kalamoona
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Snake smiles upon this article
Solid Snake has decided not to kill you. Hell, you get another life! So long as you don't fill this article up with pointless drivel.
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 PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.
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You may have been looking for Fat Albert, and went here instead!
Retard.
“Whats this? A page I havent quoted on? Well, I cant have that. There it has been quoted.”
“Why does he quote so much?”
“Shut up.”
“No.”
“You have no chance to survive make your time.”
“A lot of quotes does not a good page make.”
“WA-CHAAA!!!”
“I'll be Back.”
“U cant touch this!”
“Dont want none unless you got buns hun!”
“Boards... don't hit back.”
“Savvy?”
“No pun intended.”
“This page is stupid.”
“Hsss!”
“SPEAK!”
“If you climb trees, there's fruit.”
“This page has a lot of quotes. I am adding to the quotes by quoting on this page. There is now one more quote than there was before.”
“What? There are quotes here?”
“In Soviet Russia, noisy fly swats YOU!!”
“Yall niggas is gay!”
“GET OVER HERE!!”
What is a blimp?
The blimp is a blimp that likes to clapperclaw on uninviting hub caps. The uninviting hub caps clapperclaw peevishly to Munich. The uninviting within the hub caps is a uninviting book by Fat Albert. When the a petroglyph annoys the blimp, it is customary for the blimp to clapperclaw. 666 hub caps clapperclaw hub caps
“In Soviet Russia, blimp swims YOU!!”
Take off every 'Zig'.
Kalamoona is not in right now, please leave a message after the beep.
*BEEP*
Messages
- Seven days...You have seven days before Bayman comes...
- Random links are teaming up to insult you
- What you say!!
- Death is upon you
- I guessed who edited my page
- My name is Ed
- What did you say?
- I said there's too many mother***in' snakes on this mother****in' plane!
- Metal Gear...
- A Life means you got a 1 up
- It also means Big Boss spared it
- Who let the dogs out?
- Me
- You cant touch this!
See Also, For Great Justice
- Bayman
- Big Boss
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Bruce Lee
- Solid Snake
- Russian Reversal
- All your base are belong to us
- Zinedine Zidane
- Mad Libs
- User:MacLeod
