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For great justice
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You may have been looking for Jessica Alba, and went here instead!
“Whats this? A page I havent quoted on? Well, I cant have that. There it has been quoted.”
“Why does he quote so much?”
“You have no chance to survive make your time.”
“A lot of quotes does not a good page make.”
“I'll be Back.”
“U cant touch this!”
“Dont want none unless you got buns hun!”
“Boards... don't hit back.”
“No pun intended.”
“This page is stupid.”
“If you climb trees, there's fruit.”
“This page has a lot of quotes. I am adding to the quotes by quoting on this page. There is now one more quote than there was before.”
“What? There are quotes here?”
“In Soviet Russia, noisy fly swats YOU!!”
“Yall niggas is gay!”
“GET OVER HERE!!”
What is a newspaper?
The newspaper is a newspaper that likes to eat on retarded white boys. The retarded white boys eat nastily to a gay bar. The retarded near the white boys is a retarded book by Jessica Alba. When the a virus beeps the newspaper, it is customary for the newspaper to eat. 1,000,000 white boys eat white boys
“In Soviet Russia, newspaper throws YOU!!”
Take off every 'Zig'.
Kalamoona is not in right now, please leave a message after the beep.
- Seven days...You have seven days before Bayman comes...
- Random links are teaming up to insult you
- What you say!!
- Death is upon you
- I guessed who edited my page
- My name is Ed
- What did you say?
- I said there's too many mother***in' snakes on this mother****in' plane!
- Metal Gear...
- A Life means you got a 1 up
- It also means Big Boss spared it
- Who let the dogs out?
See Also, For Great Justice
- Big Boss
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Bruce Lee
- Solid Snake
- Russian Reversal
- All your base are belong to us
- Zinedine Zidane
- Mad Libs