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Bomb Somebody set up us the bomb.
For great justice take off every 'zig'.

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You may have been looking for Ringo Starr, and went here instead!

“Whats this? A page I havent quoted on? Well, I cant have that. There it has been quoted.”
~ Oscar Wilde on stupid pages
“Why does he quote so much?”
~ This Guy on Oscar Wilde
“Shut up.”
~ Oscar Wilde on That guy
~ Everyone on drugs
“You have no chance to survive make your time.”
~ CATS on survival
“A lot of quotes does not a good page make.”
~ Sun-Tzu on quoting to much on pages
~ Bruce Lee on someone's face
“I'll be Back.”
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger on returning
“U cant touch this!”
~ MC Hammer on touching things
“Dont want none unless you got buns hun!”
~ Sir Mix-a-Lot on big butts
“Boards... don't hit back.”
~ Bruce Lee on breaking boards
~ Captain Jack Sparrow on comprehension
“No pun intended.”
~ The Punisher on his name
“This page is stupid.”
~ Some people on an island
~ Snakes on a Plane
~ Big Boss on interogation
“If you climb trees, there's fruit.”
~ That Guy on being interrogated
“This page has a lot of quotes. I am adding to the quotes by quoting on this page. There is now one more quote than there was before.”
~ Captain Obvious on quotes
“What? There are quotes here?”
~ Captain Oblivious on uhh... i dont know
“In Soviet Russia, noisy fly swats YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on them noisy flies
“Yall niggas is gay!”
~ Riley Freeman on male bonding
~ Scorpion on getting somewhere

What is a prostate?
The prostate is a prostate that likes to clapperclaw on Pastafarian hot dogs. The Pastafarian hot dogs clapperclaw mysteriously to Nagasaki. The Pastafarian down the hot dogs is a Pastafarian book by Ringo Starr. When the an electron zooms the prostate, it is customary for the prostate to clapperclaw. 888 hot dogs clapperclaw hot dogs

“In Soviet Russia, prostate meditates YOU!!”


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