User:Kakun/Oman
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| Motto: "If Something Frightening Happens To You Today, Think About It. It May Be Oprah." | |||||
| President | Damon Albarn | ||||
| Official language | Backwards | ||||
| Currency | Carbon | ||||
| Religion | Judaism | ||||
| Capital | Al-Barn | ||||
The Satanate of Oman (Hebrew: ووو) is a Jewish kingdom located way south of Australia, not far from Earth's inner core. It borders Hell in the northwest and Saudi Arabia in the northeast.
[edit] History
Oman was founded by its leader Damon Albarn on Friday, June 6, 666, when he was at the age of 6 and a half, after scoring a touchdown. Albarn remained Oman's leader until this day, overcoming the many problems that the country suffered, especially by the hand of its greatest enemy, Damon's stepbrother Graham Coxon. Coxon was finally killed by Damon himself, as Damon used his Kabbalah forces to make Coxon strungle himself with his guitar strings while drinking milk from a suspicious little carton.
Damon is currently in a very good relationship with American president George W. Bush, whome he fondly called "My dad" several times. Bush visited Oman's capital city, Al-Barn, many times, where he was Damon's guest as they plotted their zionist plans.
[edit] Space program
- Main article: Oman's space program
The Omanian space program was founded in 2006 with president Bush's help. It's goal mostly consists of the destruction of the world, while leaving only Israel and Oman to explore how people would manage to build a new civilazation on a deserted new star. Four spaceflights took place until now, the last one entitled "Demon Days" (Omanian for "End of Days"). Those flights tested the initial plan to turn all non-Jewish people into gorillaz. The "Laika Come Home" spaceflight was also a big success.
[edit] See Also
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Euroasia: Cyprus | Georgia | Japan-France | Russia | Turkey | The Filipino Empire Phoenician Asia: Lebanon Western Asia: Afghanistan | Armenia | Azerbaijan | Bahrain | Persia | Terrorism | The Holy Land | Far East | Iraq's Hide-out | Oman | Pakistan | Palestinian Territories | Qatar | Saudi Arabia | Syria | United Arab Emirates | Wherethefuckistan | Yemen Central Asia: The Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan | Kyrgyzstan | Mongolia | Tajikistan | Turkmenistan | Uzbekistan | other Stan countries South Asia: Bangladesh | Bhutan | Indoors | Kashmir | Maldives | Nepal | The Wanker | Tibet Southeast Asia: Camping deer | East Timor | Indonesia | Loud | Malaysia | Mindanao | Man from mars | Philips | Singapore | Tie land | Iphone 3GS East Asia: China (PRC) | Central Korea | Hong Kong Phooey | Japan | Macau | Kimland | South Korea | Taiwan (ROC) | Wal-Mart's Republic of China | Republic of Taiwan | 
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