User:Kakarot

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“Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?”
~ Nappa on Kakarot
“IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
~ Vegeta on Kakarot
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


Kakarotto Kakarotto Kakarotto

Hi! It's me! Kakarot! You know, the guy with the dragon balls? Yeah, Chi-Chi calls me that in bed. So does Bulma, Videl, Android 18, Launch, Kagome, the female Ranma, Dizzy, May, Jam, and a whole bunch of others I forgot! And it's still always like the first time every time. They always enjoy a piece of a Kakarot!

Then there's those racists Frieza, Cell, Buu... For some reason they want all my Saiyan brothers dead! That ain't right to a Saiyan like me. Hell, I can kick their asses to hifl and back.

I used to have a brother named Raditz, but he kinda died. Oh well, he looked a bit like a klingon, anyhow. Star Trek nerd you say? Nah. I'm not the nerd, he just kept calling himself that.

I've got a trial coming up, and Phoenix Wright is going to be my attourney. Apparantly I'm on trial for "unlawful city damage." It's not my fault Frieza decided to dodge that Kamehameha wave!


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! while turning Super Saiyan.

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