User:Kage Me

Uncyclopedia:Babel

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

nl-N This user is a native speaker of Dutch.

fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch.

es-0 This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

Contributions

• Poring
• Deadpan

Future contributions (that is, if I can be bothered)

• Asexuality
• Midna
• Taylor Rain

Z2	This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)