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:''This article deals with the mid-twentieth century [[Disneyland]] head of state. For information about the fictional character created by [[Walt Disney]], see [[Mickey Mouse]]. For information about the Disneyland finance minister, see [[Mickey Mouse, Jr.]]. For information about the current Disneyland [[Great Council]] Member, see [[Mickey Mouse III]].''
 
:''This article deals with the mid-twentieth century [[Disneyland]] head of state. For information about the fictional character created by [[Walt Disney]], see [[Mickey Mouse]]. For information about the Disneyland finance minister, see [[Mickey Mouse, Jr.]]. For information about the current Disneyland [[Great Council]] Member, see [[Mickey Mouse III]].''
   
[[Image:SteamboatWillie.jpg|thumb|The only picture of the dictator when he was innocent.]]
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[[Image:MickeyMouseSays.jpg|thumb|Mickey Mouse the Great.]]
   
'''Mickey Mouse the Great''' ([[May 15]], [[1905]] [[April 20]], [[1970]]) was the Commander President of [[Disneyland]] from [[1956]] until his death fourteen years later. He was also known as the first and only unelected president. During his rule, Disneyland was transformed from an impoverished nation to a military and economic power with great international prestige. However, Mickey Mouse’s regime was also known for its brutality and iron fisted repressiveness. The torture of political opponents, suppression of civil liberties, and sheer depravity during Mickey Mouse’s reign will forever cast a dark shadow on Disneyland.
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'''Mickey Mouse the Great''' ([[May 15]], [[1918]]–[[April 20]], [[1970]]) was the Commander President of [[Disneyland]] from [[1956]] until his death fourteen years later. During his rule, Disneyland was transformed from an impoverished nation to a military and economic power with great international prestige. However, Mickey Mouse’s regime was also known for its brutality and repressiveness. The torture of political opponents, suppression of civil liberties, and sheer depravity during Mickey Mouse’s reign will forever cast a dark shadow on Disneyland.
   
 
== Formative Years ==
 
== Formative Years ==
   
Mickey Mouse was born '''Miccolo Mouskowitz''' in [[Fresno]], [[California]]. His family nicknamed him “Mickey.” Mickey was a full-blooded ''[[Fantasyland|Faneída]]'' tribesman. His great-grandfather was one of a long line of Faneída chiefs in the old [[Disneyland Confederation]]. Mickey’s father, Morgan Mouskowitz, was a pharmacist. Morgan worked long hours and rarely saw his family. Mickey’s mother was Molly Mouskowitz. She had a cold and distant relationship with Mickey.
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Mickey Mouse was born '''Michael Leizner''' in [[Fresno]], [[California]]. His family nicknamed him “Mickey.” Mickey was a full-blooded ''[[Fantasyland|Faneída]]'' tribesman. His great-grandfather was one of a long line of Faneída chiefs in the old [[Disneyland Confederation]]. Mickey’s father, Morgan Leizner, was a pharmacist. Morgan worked long hours and rarely saw his family. Mickey’s mother was Molly Leizner. She had a cold and distant relationship with Mickey.
   
As a child, Mickey Mouse tried to hide his Faneídan origins from his school classmates. Despite these efforts, he was ostracized by the other children for his funny Faneídan accent. He endured frequent bullying. While publicly disdaining all things Disneyland, privately, Mickey was fascinated by Disneyland lore and myth. On many days, Mickey would sit enraptured while his uncle, Ebeneezer Mouskowitz, told of the traditional Disneyland ways, the exploits of Mickey’s Faneída chieftain ancestors, and the old myths and stories. The ancient Faneída tale of the [[Matterhorn]] was in particular one of Mickey’s favorites. It was through these "tails" that influenced Mickey into forming the Stalinist Democratic Free People's Republic of Disneyland, and led them to eventual glory and Military Might.
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As a child, Mickey Mouse tried to hide his Disneyland origins from his school classmates. Despite these efforts, he was ostracized by the other children for his funny Disneyland accent and endured frequent bullying. While publicly disdaining all things Disneyland, privately, Mickey was fascinated by Disneyland lore and myth. On many days, Mickey would sit enraptured while his uncle, Ebeneezer Leizner, told of the traditional Disneyland ways, the exploits of Mickey’s Faneída chieftain ancestors, and the old myths and stories. The ancient Faneída tale of the [[Matterhorn]] was in particular one of Mickey’s favorites.
   
A few months into the [[Great Depression]], Mickey’s father lost his business and all of his savings. He hung himself in [[1930]], when Mickey was 25. Mickey’s mother became despondent after the suicide. She went in and out of mental institutions for the rest of her life.
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A few months into the [[Great Depression]], Mickey’s father lost his business and all of his savings. He hanged himself in [[1930]], when Mickey was 12. Mickey’s mother became despondent after the suicide. She went in and out of mental institutions for the rest of her life.
   
In [[1932]], Mickey left home to attend [[UCLA]]. He dropped out after only one semester due to financial problems. For the next couple of years, Mickey would work a series of odd jobs in [[Los Angeles]]. He was plagued with money difficulties during the remaining years of the [[1930s]].
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In [[1936]], Mickey left home to attend [[UCLA]]. He dropped out after only one semester due to financial problems. For the next couple of years, Mickey would work a series of odd jobs in [[Los Angeles]]. He was plagued with money difficulties during the remaining years of the [[1930s]].
 
A little-known fact about Mortimer the Mouse was that he lived a life of extreme crime for a large portion of his life. In 1932, he was arrested and jailed for charges of street prostitution. Shortly after his release in 1934, After receiving his prison name of "Mick", he went on to start the blood-thirsty gang, "The Mickey Mouse Club." This gang mostly focused on the ethnic cleansing of the United States by conspiring with such American eugenicists as Nelson D. Rockefeller, Andrew Carnegie, and Henry Ford. Though the gang remained only city-wide during the beginning years, this was the birth of what would be come one of the most feared and dangerous gangs of the world. During this 4 year period, the gang was implicated in the killings of untold scores of "mentally defective" Dutch Pokemon enthusiasts.
 
   
 
== Mickey Mouse and Disneyism ==
 
== Mickey Mouse and Disneyism ==
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=== The American Disneyist Organization ===
 
=== The American Disneyist Organization ===
   
In early [[1938]], the young Mickey met [[Oswald the Lucky Rabbit|Oswald “Lucky” Rabbit]] at a social gathering. Rabbit was an early [[Disneyist]] activist—an advocate for a return of the descendants of the eight nations of Disneyland to their old ancestral land in order to create a Disney state. Mickey soon became an active member in the '''American Disneyist Organization (ADO)''', the most prominent Disneyist organization at that time. Over the years, Mickey became more and more radicalized. He changed his name to “Mickey Mouse” in honor of Mouse Talker, the mythical founder of the [[Disneyland Confederation]]. By [[1941]], the 36-year old Mickey Mouse had risen into the upper echelons of ADO’s leadership.
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In early [[1938]], the young Mickey met [[Oswald the Lucky Rabbit|Oswald “Lucky” Rabbit]] at a social gathering. Rabbit was an early [[Disneyist]] activist—an advocate for a return of the descendants of the eight nations of Disneyland to their old ancestral land in order to create a Disney state. Mickey soon became an active member in the [[American Disneyist Organization]] (abbr: ADO), the most prominent Disneyist organization at that time. Over the years, Mickey became more and more radicalized. He changed his name to “Mickey Mouse” in honor of Mouse Talker, the mythical founder of the [[Disneyland Confederation]]. By [[1941]], the 23-year old Mickey Mouse had risen into the upper echelons of ADO’s leadership.
   
 
After the [[United States|United States’]] entry into [[World War II]], many of ADO’s leadership served in the American military. Mickey Mouse served as a naval lieutenant during the war in the Pacific. After V-J Day, Mouse returned to [[Los Angeles]]. He resumed his work for the Disneyist cause with even more passion. He recruited many new members to the ADO, some of whom would become part of the future cultural and political elite of [[Disneyland]].
 
After the [[United States|United States’]] entry into [[World War II]], many of ADO’s leadership served in the American military. Mickey Mouse served as a naval lieutenant during the war in the Pacific. After V-J Day, Mouse returned to [[Los Angeles]]. He resumed his work for the Disneyist cause with even more passion. He recruited many new members to the ADO, some of whom would become part of the future cultural and political elite of [[Disneyland]].
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[[Image:MickeyMouseDream.jpg|thumb|Mickey Mouse giving his famous “I Dream of Having” speech.]]
 
[[Image:MickeyMouseDream.jpg|thumb|Mickey Mouse giving his famous “I Dream of Having” speech.]]
   
On [[July 4]], [[1954]], Mickey Mouse led a group of 32 Disneyist activists, including a young [[Admiral Donald Duck|Donald Duck]]and [[Tinkerbell]], in an act of civil disobedience at the [[Gracey Estate]]. The Gracey Estate was a private mansion owned by a wealthy family. It was built on land that had been appropriated from the [[Disneyland Confederation]] in [[1848]]. Mouse and his associates staged a takeover of the estate, entering the mansion and refusing to leave. The takeover earned international attention.
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On [[July 4]], [[1954]], Mickey Mouse led a group of 32 Disneyist activists in an act of civil disobedience at the [[Gracey Estate]]. The Gracey Estate was a private mansion owned by a wealthy family. It was built on land that had been appropriated from the [[Disneyland Confederation]] in [[1848]]. Mouse and his associates staged a takeover of the estate, entering the mansion and refusing to leave. The takeover earned international attention.
   
 
On the third day of the protest, Mouse gave a televised speech on the front steps of the Gracey Estate. The “[[I Dream of Having]]” speech was a turning point in the Disneyist cause. Many Americans who saw the speech thought that Mickey Mouse was an escaped mental patient. However, public opinion turned in favor of granting Disneyland independence; many Americans believed that an independent Disneyland would serve as a useful place to deport deranged Americans like Mouse and his ilk. Political momentum in favor of the Disneyist cause built over the next few months. On [[July 17]], [[1955]], at the behest of [[Secretary of State]] [[John Foster Dulles]], President [[Dwight D. Eisenhower|Eisenhower]] signed the [[Treaty of Corporation]], formally recognizing the full sovereignty and independence of Disneyland and fully recognizing Disneyland’s territorial claims.
 
On the third day of the protest, Mouse gave a televised speech on the front steps of the Gracey Estate. The “[[I Dream of Having]]” speech was a turning point in the Disneyist cause. Many Americans who saw the speech thought that Mickey Mouse was an escaped mental patient. However, public opinion turned in favor of granting Disneyland independence; many Americans believed that an independent Disneyland would serve as a useful place to deport deranged Americans like Mouse and his ilk. Political momentum in favor of the Disneyist cause built over the next few months. On [[July 17]], [[1955]], at the behest of [[Secretary of State]] [[John Foster Dulles]], President [[Dwight D. Eisenhower|Eisenhower]] signed the [[Treaty of Corporation]], formally recognizing the full sovereignty and independence of Disneyland and fully recognizing Disneyland’s territorial claims.
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=== Mouse’s Rise to Power ===
 
=== Mouse’s Rise to Power ===
   
[[Image:Mick-thumb.jpg|left|thumb|Mickey the Great defeating his enemies.]]
 
 
[[Oswald the Lucky Rabbit|Oswald Rabbit]], long-time leader of the ADO, was [[Disneyland|Disneyland’s]] first President. The early days of the new nation were chaotic, and at times it seemed that Disneyland would slide into complete anarchy. Long-forgotten intellectual property disputes were resurrected as exiles returned to their Disneyland homeland. Violence was endemic. In addition, international trade was nearly nonexistent due to [[Pirates of the Caribbean|pirate]] attacks. As time went on, discontent spread to all of the nations within the confederation. The Rabbit administration was ineffective in dealing with these challenges. The government ministers squabbled constantly. In addition, according to most historians, pretty much all the members of the Rabbit administration were pretty incompetent.
 
[[Oswald the Lucky Rabbit|Oswald Rabbit]], long-time leader of the ADO, was [[Disneyland|Disneyland’s]] first President. The early days of the new nation were chaotic, and at times it seemed that Disneyland would slide into complete anarchy. Long-forgotten intellectual property disputes were resurrected as exiles returned to their Disneyland homeland. Violence was endemic. In addition, international trade was nearly nonexistent due to [[Pirates of the Caribbean|pirate]] attacks. As time went on, discontent spread to all of the nations within the confederation. The Rabbit administration was ineffective in dealing with these challenges. The government ministers squabbled constantly. In addition, according to most historians, pretty much all the members of the Rabbit administration were pretty incompetent.
   
Mickey Mouse, with his naval experience during [[World War II]], served as an officer in the Disney Defense Force, captaining a steamboat. Mouse, along with other members of the military, grew frustrated with the worsening conditions in [[Disneyland]]. In late December [[1955]], Mouse called for a secret meeting among a selected elite group of military officers. On the quiet Sunday morning of [[January 22]], [[1956]], the junta staged a takeover of government ministries, facilities, and military bases. Oswald Rabbit was killed in gunfire near Disneyland’s airport. The successful ''Coup de Rat'' at the time received wide public support from a people tired of the chaos, uncertainty, and economic deprivations.
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Mickey Mouse, with his naval experience during [[World War II]], served as an officer in the Disney Defense Force. Mouse, along with other members of the military, grew frustrated with the worsening conditions in [[Disneyland]]. In late December [[1955]], Mouse called for a secret meeting among a selected elite group of military officers. On the quiet Sunday morning of [[January 22]], [[1956]], the junta staged a takeover of government ministries, facilities, and military bases. Oswald Rabbit was killed in gunfire near Disneyland’s airport. The successful ''Coup de Rat'' at the time received wide public support from a people tired of the chaos, uncertainty, and economic deprivations.
   
In the month immediately following the coup, Mickey Mouse consolidated his hold on power. Within days, the junta released a new constitution, giving Mouse complete and ultimate authority over Disneyland. He purged the ADO and Disneyland’s government of Oswald’s supporters, known disparagingly as “animators,” sending them to what would be known as [[Mauschwitz]] after trying them before a secret tribunal under [[Article 58]] of the new constitution. The ADO, now composed entirely of Mouse supporters, was renamed the [[Disneyland Institutional Revolutionary Party]]. On [[February 14]], Mouse dubbed himself “Mickey Mouse the Great” and declared himself Commander President for life.Mickey promised to control Disneyland with great care and quality.
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In the month immediately following the coup, Mickey Mouse consolidated his hold on power. Within days, the junta released a new constitution, giving Mouse complete and ultimate authority over Disneyland. He purged the ADO and Disneyland’s government of Oswald’s supporters, known disparagingly as “animators,” sending them to what would be known as [[Mauschwitz]] after trying them before a secret tribunal under [[Article 58]] of the new constitution. The ADO, now composed entirely of Mouse supporters, was renamed the [[Disneyland Institutional Revolutionary Party]]. On [[February 14]], Mouse dubbed himself “Mickey Mouse the Great” and declared himself Commander President for life.
   
 
=== Domestic Policies ===
 
=== Domestic Policies ===
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[[Image:DisneylandETicket.jpg|thumb|In the early days of the Mouse regime, travel was strictly controlled by the issuance of passes.]]
 
[[Image:DisneylandETicket.jpg|thumb|In the early days of the Mouse regime, travel was strictly controlled by the issuance of passes.]]
   
The first priority of the Mouse regime was establishing order within [[Disneyland]]. To this end, Mouse sealed the borders of the confederation, tightly controlling immigration, emigration, and admission tickets. In addition, Mouse instituted a pass system, which controlled travel within Disneyland. Citizens and tourists were issued “A” Tickets, “B” Tickets, “C” Tickets, “D” Tickets, and “E” Tickets. Only members of the ruling clique and their favored guests were allowed to carry “E” Tickets. "F" Tickets were also also available, but were discontinued in 1964.
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The first priority of the Mouse regime was establishing order within [[Disneyland]]. To this end, Mouse sealed the borders of the confederation, tightly controlling immigration, emigration, and admission tickets. In addition, Mouse instituted a pass system, which controlled travel within Disneyland. Citizens and tourists were issued “A” Tickets, “B” Tickets, “C” Tickets, “D” Tickets, and “E” Tickets. Only members of the ruling clique and their favored guests were allowed to carry “E” Tickets.
   
 
Mickey Mouse the Great also began a crash program of economic development. He instituted the [[Mouse Works]] program (which, though less bloated than Microsoft Works, was a lot more effective). Many of the transit systems of Disneyland—the [[Monorail]], the [[Skyway]], the [[Autopia]] highway system, and the [[PeopleMover]]—were built under the aegis of Mouse Works. Of course, some of these public works were merely vanity projects. Most historians and engineers regard the [[Skyway]] was an expensive boondoggle whose only purpose was to shuttle Mouse between his estate in [[Fantasyland]] and military bases in [[Tomorrowland]].
 
Mickey Mouse the Great also began a crash program of economic development. He instituted the [[Mouse Works]] program (which, though less bloated than Microsoft Works, was a lot more effective). Many of the transit systems of Disneyland—the [[Monorail]], the [[Skyway]], the [[Autopia]] highway system, and the [[PeopleMover]]—were built under the aegis of Mouse Works. Of course, some of these public works were merely vanity projects. Most historians and engineers regard the [[Skyway]] was an expensive boondoggle whose only purpose was to shuttle Mouse between his estate in [[Fantasyland]] and military bases in [[Tomorrowland]].
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[[Image:DisneyAndVonBraun.jpg|thumb|left|Wernher von Braun (right) and an unidentified imagineer.]]
 
[[Image:DisneyAndVonBraun.jpg|thumb|left|Wernher von Braun (right) and an unidentified imagineer.]]
   
In the first few months after the signing of the [[Treaty of Corporation]], the Disney Defense Force was hopelessly disorganized. Its equipment was dilapidated and its personnel were poorly trained. Mouse invited the [[Nazi]] rocket scientist [[Wernher von Braun]] to [[Disneyland]] in mid-March [[1956]] to improve Disneyland’s military capabilities. The brilliant von Braun and his staff of imagineers immediately began work on developing Disneyland’s military and technological infrastructure. Von Braun collaborated cosely with his former colleague [[Ludwig von Drake]] who had fled to Disneyland from [[Berlin]] directly after the German defeat in 1945. Weapons research labs were built in [[Tomorrowland]] within tunnels dug deep into [[Space Mountain]]. Within a few months of the Coup de Rat, dramatic improvements in armaments and propulsion had been made. Disneyland’s naval fleet was completely retrofitted by July. With the establishment of the [[User:Rei/Peenamunde|Peenamunde]] production facility, by the [[1960s]], Disneyland had some of the most advanced military capabilities in the world; under von Braun’s direction, the young state had built a submarine fleet and was embarking upon an ambitious moon rocket program.
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In the first few months after the signing of the [[Treaty of Corporation]], the Disney Defense Force was hopelessly disorganized. Its equipment was dilapidated and its personnel were poorly trained. Mouse invited the [[Nazi]] rocket scientist [[Wernher von Braun]] to [[Disneyland]] in mid-March [[1956]] to improve Disneyland’s military capabilities. The brilliant von Braun and his staff of imagineers immediately began work on developing Disneyland’s military and technological infrastructure. Weapons research labs were built in [[Tomorrowland]] within tunnels dug deep into [[Space Mountain]]. Within a few months of the Coup de Rat, dramatic improvements in armaments and propulsion had been made. Disneyland’s naval fleet was completely retrofitted by July. With the establishment of the [[Peenamunde]] production facility, by the [[1960s]], Disneyland had some of the most advanced military capabilities in the world; under von Braun’s direction, the young state had built a submarine fleet and was embarking upon an ambitious moon rocket program.
   
The new military capabilities of the young nation became most apparent in September when Mickey Mouse the Great ordered a naval armada to [[Castaway Cay]]—home of the [[Pirates of the Caribbean]], who had been raiding ships carrying licensed merchandise and other Disneyland exports. The armada, under the command [[Admiral Pluto the Terrible ]], quickly overwhelmed the pirate forces. The pirates issued a total surrender after just five days. As a result of the [[Five-Day War]], Disneyland gained possession of Castaway Cay and the pirates were forcibly relocated to a small reservation in [[New Orleans Square]]. This stunning military victory raised Disneyland’s stature within the international community.
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The new military capabilities of the young nation became most apparent in September when Mickey Mouse the Great ordered a naval armada to [[Castaway Cay]]—home of the [[Pirates of the Caribbean]], who had been raiding ships carrying licensed merchandise and other Disneyland exports. The armada, under the command of [[Admiral Donald Duck]], quickly overwhelmed the pirate forces. The pirates issued a total surrender after just five days. As a result of the [[Five-Day War]], Disneyland gained possession of Castaway Cay and the pirates were forcibly relocated to a small reservation in [[New Orleans Square]]. This stunning military victory raised Disneyland’s stature within the international community.
   
 
=== Foreign Relations ===
 
=== Foreign Relations ===
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[[Image:Queeenmouse.jpg|thumb|Mickey Mouse meets with fellow autocratic dictator, the [[Queen of England]].]]
 
[[Image:Queeenmouse.jpg|thumb|Mickey Mouse meets with fellow autocratic dictator, the [[Queen of England]].]]
   
In [[1957]], Mickey Mouse went on a worldwide goodwill tour in an attempt to strengthen [[Disneyland|Disneyland’s]] economic trade and establish favorable diplomatic relations for the new nation. Mouse was warmly received by the autocratic dictator [[Queen of England|Queen Elizabeth II]], [[Spain|Spain’s]] military dictator [[Francisco Franco|General Franco]], and [[Sony|Sony’s]] [[Emperor Akio Morita]]. The 1957 Disneyland Goodwill Tour helped establish Disneyland as a major global exporter of licensed merchandise and entertainment. Thus the seeds of the future [[Mickey Mouse League|Mickey Mouse League’s]] entertainment monopoly were born.
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In [[1957]], Mickey Mouse went on a worldwide goodwill tour in an attempt to strengthen [[Disneyland|Disneyland’s]] economic trade and establish favorable diplomatic relations for the new nation. Mouse was warmly received by the autocratic dictator [[Queen of England|Queen Elizabeth II]], [[Spain|Spain’s]] fascist [[Francisco Franco|General Franco]], and [[Sony|Sony’s]] [[Emperor Akio Morita]]. The 1957 Disneyland Goodwill Tour helped establish Disneyland as a major global exporter of licensed merchandise and entertainment. Thus the seeds of the future [[Mickey Mouse League|Mickey Mouse League’s]] entertainment monopoly were born.
   
 
[[Image:Mickeyfidel.jpg|thumb|left|Mouse with [[Fidel Castro]]. These two leaders, along with [[Anita Bryant]], founded CAFTA, the [[Caribbean Area Fear and Terror Alliance]].]]
 
[[Image:Mickeyfidel.jpg|thumb|left|Mouse with [[Fidel Castro]]. These two leaders, along with [[Anita Bryant]], founded CAFTA, the [[Caribbean Area Fear and Terror Alliance]].]]
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During the first decade of Disneyland’s independence, Mouse acted decisively and boldly. His actions made Disneyland into a Caribbean and entertainment power. The repercussions of Mouse’s foreign policy had a long lasting impact that can still be felt today.
 
During the first decade of Disneyland’s independence, Mouse acted decisively and boldly. His actions made Disneyland into a Caribbean and entertainment power. The repercussions of Mouse’s foreign policy had a long lasting impact that can still be felt today.
   
== Reign of the Rat ==[[File:Dimitrikozma_freaky-mickey-mouse-junkie.jpg|thumb|DUDE lay off the tequila]]
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== Reign of the Rat ==
   
 
=== Attack on the Press and Civil Liberties ===
 
=== Attack on the Press and Civil Liberties ===
   
[[Image:Goofy himmler.jpg|thumb|125px|[[Goofy]], Minister of Homeland Security, photographed in front of the [[Mauschwitz]] detention facility.]]
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[[Image:Goofy himmler.jpg|thumb|125px|[[Goofenrich Gimmler]], Minister of Homeland Security, photographed in front of the [[Mauschwitz]] detention facility.]]
   
 
By late [[1950s]] and early [[1960s]], sizable opposition to Mickey Mouse’s repressive policies and autocratic governing style had steadily grown. Small protests began breaking out with increasing frequency across all of the nations within the [[Disneyland Confederation]]. Mickey Mouse the Great responded with a series of repressive measures, citing [[Article 58]] of the Disney constitution, which criminalized any and all forms of dissidence. He cracked down on the press, closing prominent papers such as the [[Main Street Times]] and the [[Frontierland Gazette]].
 
By late [[1950s]] and early [[1960s]], sizable opposition to Mickey Mouse’s repressive policies and autocratic governing style had steadily grown. Small protests began breaking out with increasing frequency across all of the nations within the [[Disneyland Confederation]]. Mickey Mouse the Great responded with a series of repressive measures, citing [[Article 58]] of the Disney constitution, which criminalized any and all forms of dissidence. He cracked down on the press, closing prominent papers such as the [[Main Street Times]] and the [[Frontierland Gazette]].
   
At this point in his life, Mouse was excessivley using hard drugs, and was addicted to Methamphetamines and Heroin. Because his addiction to Crystal Meth, he ended up selling his wife to the violence-crazed serial killer/cannibal, Donald C. Duck. Mouse was allegedly paid $75,000 for Minnie's ownership, and it is believed this was all spent on Methamphetamines within a year. Eventually, Minnie escaped Donald, claiming that he had tried to eat her, with his 3 criminally-insane nephews. She would later join the forces of the "Reign of the Rat."
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Mouse also shut down political opposition groups and prohibited political gatherings. All political parties except Mouse’s own Disneyland Institutional Revolutionary Party were banned. Political dissidents and opponents often were hauled away by security forces in the middle of the night and arbitrarily detained. Some political opponents simply “disappeared.” By [[1958]], what had been a small prison facility near [[Burbank]] had become the notorious [[Mauschwitz]] detention facility. At [[Mauschwitz]], administered by Minister of Homeland Security ([[DisSec]]) [[Goofenrich Gimmler]], thousands of opponents of the Mouse regime were tortured and/or summarily executed. Gimmler was one of Mouse’s main lieutenants in the reign of terror and repression that spread across Disneyland. Upon the death of Mouse in [[1970]], Gimmler fled to [[Argentina]], where he lived in exile until his death in [[1984]].
 
Mouse also shut down political opposition groups and prohibited political gatherings. All political parties except Mouse’s own Disneyland Institutional Revolutionary Party were banned. Political dissidents and opponents often were hauled away by security forces in the middle of the night and arbitrarily detained. Some political opponents simply “disappeared.” By [[1958]], what had been a small prison facility near [[Burbank]] had become the notorious [[Mauschwitz]] detention facility. At [[Mauschwitz]], administered by Minister of Homeland Security ([[DisSec]]) [[Goofenrich Gimmler]], thousands of opponents of the Mouse regime were tortured and/or summarily executed. Gimmler was one of Mouse’s main lieutenants in the reign of terror and repression that spread across Disneyland. Upon the death of Mouse in [[1970]], Gimmler fled to [[Argentina]], where he lived in exile until his capture in [[2002]].
 
   
 
One of the most infamous events during the Mouse regime was the [[Black Thursday]] massacre. On [[May 9]], [[1959]], a group of mothers of the Mauschwitz detainees and disappeared persons began a small protest in front of the Disney Defense Force headquarters in [[Fantasyland]]. More and more people gradually joined the protest. Within days, the small protest became a massive demonstration with thousands of people. On Thursday, [[May 14]], soldiers fired into the crowd. Unofficial tallies put the death toll of the Black Thursday massacre at well above 200. Some say that the massacre began when a soldier’s rifle accidentally discharged causing a panic. Other accounts say that the orders to shoot were issued by the then Chief of the Defense Forces, [[Admiral Donald Duck]]. There are even some tantalizing (but unverified) stories that the massacre was personally ordered by Mouse. After the Black Thursday incident, opponents of the Mouse regime started calling it the “Reign of the Rat.”
 
One of the most infamous events during the Mouse regime was the [[Black Thursday]] massacre. On [[May 9]], [[1959]], a group of mothers of the Mauschwitz detainees and disappeared persons began a small protest in front of the Disney Defense Force headquarters in [[Fantasyland]]. More and more people gradually joined the protest. Within days, the small protest became a massive demonstration with thousands of people. On Thursday, [[May 14]], soldiers fired into the crowd. Unofficial tallies put the death toll of the Black Thursday massacre at well above 200. Some say that the massacre began when a soldier’s rifle accidentally discharged causing a panic. Other accounts say that the orders to shoot were issued by the then Chief of the Defense Forces, [[Admiral Donald Duck]]. There are even some tantalizing (but unverified) stories that the massacre was personally ordered by Mouse. After the Black Thursday incident, opponents of the Mouse regime started calling it the “Reign of the Rat.”
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Children were not immune from the propaganda. At school, movies depicting Mouse’s heroic exploit were shown repetitively. Some school children were subject to watching the same Mickey Mouse propaganda film over and over for days. Thousands of youth joined a club called the [[Mouseketeers]]. The Mouseketeers would wear hats and pins displaying the latest government slogans. The Mouseketeers would also enforce loyalty to the regime among both kids and adults, becoming the eyes and ears of the Ministry of Homeland Security. Newspapers articles in the government-controlled print media trumpeted stories of young Mouseketeers turning in their parents for disloyalty to the regime.
 
Children were not immune from the propaganda. At school, movies depicting Mouse’s heroic exploit were shown repetitively. Some school children were subject to watching the same Mickey Mouse propaganda film over and over for days. Thousands of youth joined a club called the [[Mouseketeers]]. The Mouseketeers would wear hats and pins displaying the latest government slogans. The Mouseketeers would also enforce loyalty to the regime among both kids and adults, becoming the eyes and ears of the Ministry of Homeland Security. Newspapers articles in the government-controlled print media trumpeted stories of young Mouseketeers turning in their parents for disloyalty to the regime.
 
 
== Night of Broken Dreams ==
 
This was the first time that the Mousketeers ever performed an official attack. On November 9th 1962, A group of about 150 Mouseketeers went to the land of DreamWorks and attacked the governmental officials of [[DreamWorks]]. They caused $6 worth of damage and injured 47 DreamWorks officials, and 17 perished. They quickly fled but not before leaving graffiti all over the walls, such as "Shrek is a stupid ugly Ogre" and "Madagascar out of Disneyland." The DreamWorks Government damanded that the Federation of Disney make reparations for this atrocity, but their requests were simply ignored. This greatly angered DreamWorks, and they attempted to retalliate. They were led by the Dreamworkian General Shrek Von Hugendong. They attempted to flank Disneyland, but were cut off by the Mousketeers, who brutally opened fire on the surrendering Dreamworkians. Shrek Von Hugendong and his second in command, [[Eddie Murphy]], were taken captive and forced to watch 72 hours of [[The Suite Life of Zach and Cody]]. Eddie Murphy died of typhoid fever halfway through, doctors now believe it was brought on by "serious lack of decent plot". Shrek eventually killed himself by squeezing a half-empty bottle of toothpaste into his rectum.
 
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At this point, Mouse decided that it was time to expand West. He dropped a bomb filled with a serum of his own feces. Another was dropped that was filled with Cinderella's 43 aborted fetuses. Disney troops marched through, and within 2.7 seconds, Dreamworks fell. It was changed to the "Western Colonial Republic of Disneyland". (WCRD)
 
 
   
 
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== The End of the Mouse Era ==
 
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[[Image:69196705.5caqt1Fe.jpg|thumb|Official Party Headquarters, led by Comrade Minnie Maos]]In spring of [[1970]], Mickey Mouse fell ill with something never before seen by medical experts across Disneyland. This illness baffled many of the finest doctors and specialists known to the country right up until he died on [[April 20]], surrounded by his wife and children. A leadership vacuum followed, as Mouse had failed to designate any successor. Admiral Duck eventually stepped in as the leader of Disneyland. In the following months, the student demonstrations that comprised the “[[Fantasyland Spring]]” would force Admiral Duck to resign and recind the military rule. Some [[Conspiracy Theorists|conspiracy theorists]] have suggested Mouse’s illness was caused by [[Hitler's Clone|Hitler’s Clone]], the Supreme Commander of the [[Caribbean Area Fear and Terror Alliance#Military|CAFTA Military]] or a plot instigated by [[Daisy Duck]]; of course, these conspiracy fans have tended to believe many things.
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In spring of [[1970]], Mickey Mouse fell ill. He died on [[April 20]], surrounded by his wife and children. A leadership vacuum followed, as Mouse had failed to designate any successor. In the following months, the student demonstrations that comprised the “[[Fantasyland Spring]]” would bring down military rule. Some conspiracy theorists have suggested Mouse’s illness was caused by [[Hitler's Clone|Hitler’s Clone]], the Supreme Commander of the [[Caribbean Area Fear and Terror Alliance#Military|CAFTA Military]]; of course, these conspiracy fans have tended to believe many things.
   
 
Mickey Mouse the Great left a deep imprint upon [[Disneyland]]. During his rule, Disneyland industrialized and developed a modern economy, a modern military, and a modern infrastructure. This legacy remains today. But also during Mouse’s rule, an atmosphere of terror and repression enveloped the land. This legacy too remains today. Attitudes by Disneyland citizens toward the “Reign of the Rat” are complex. For many, it was a time of increasing prosperity, when the displaced people of the Disneyland achieved the dream of a free and independent state and when this state gained great international prestige and respect. But for others, the reign of terror at the height of Mouse’s cult of personality remains a bitter memory.
 
Mickey Mouse the Great left a deep imprint upon [[Disneyland]]. During his rule, Disneyland industrialized and developed a modern economy, a modern military, and a modern infrastructure. This legacy remains today. But also during Mouse’s rule, an atmosphere of terror and repression enveloped the land. This legacy too remains today. Attitudes by Disneyland citizens toward the “Reign of the Rat” are complex. For many, it was a time of increasing prosperity, when the displaced people of the Disneyland achieved the dream of a free and independent state and when this state gained great international prestige and respect. But for others, the reign of terror at the height of Mouse’s cult of personality remains a bitter memory.
   
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[[Image:Hamasmickeymouse2.gif|thumb|Leader of the Jihadist/Terrorist organization "Pioneers of Tomorrow", this grainy video is the only representation known of Farfour Al Mous, who is personally responsible for facilitating "The Hundred Acre Wood War"]]Today, The Democratic Free People's Republic of Disneyland is not much better off then it was under the "Reign of the Rat". One of Mickey's would-be successors, Comrade [[Minnie Maos]] (born Pyi Dongfeng, in [[Pyongyang]], DPRK) has argued for reintroducing the ironfisted rule that only Disneyland knows so well, along with jailing and "reeducating" political opponents. She is known for her foreign policies, such as overthrowing the emperor of [[Cuzcotopia]], and funding terrorist organizations, such as "[[The Pioneers of Tomorrow]]", led by [[Farfour al-Mous]], which has been instrumental in aggravating [[The Hundred Acre Wood War]].
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This article deals with the mid-twentieth century Disneyland head of state. For information about the fictional character created by Walt Disney, see Mickey Mouse. For information about the Disneyland finance minister, see Mickey Mouse, Jr.. For information about the current Disneyland Great Council Member, see Mickey Mouse III.
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Mickey Mouse the Great.

Mickey Mouse the Great (May 15, 1918April 20, 1970) was the Commander President of Disneyland from 1956 until his death fourteen years later. During his rule, Disneyland was transformed from an impoverished nation to a military and economic power with great international prestige. However, Mickey Mouse’s regime was also known for its brutality and repressiveness. The torture of political opponents, suppression of civil liberties, and sheer depravity during Mickey Mouse’s reign will forever cast a dark shadow on Disneyland.

edit Formative Years

Mickey Mouse was born Michael Leizner in Fresno, California. His family nicknamed him “Mickey.” Mickey was a full-blooded Faneída tribesman. His great-grandfather was one of a long line of Faneída chiefs in the old Disneyland Confederation. Mickey’s father, Morgan Leizner, was a pharmacist. Morgan worked long hours and rarely saw his family. Mickey’s mother was Molly Leizner. She had a cold and distant relationship with Mickey.

As a child, Mickey Mouse tried to hide his Disneyland origins from his school classmates. Despite these efforts, he was ostracized by the other children for his funny Disneyland accent and endured frequent bullying. While publicly disdaining all things Disneyland, privately, Mickey was fascinated by Disneyland lore and myth. On many days, Mickey would sit enraptured while his uncle, Ebeneezer Leizner, told of the traditional Disneyland ways, the exploits of Mickey’s Faneída chieftain ancestors, and the old myths and stories. The ancient Faneída tale of the Matterhorn was in particular one of Mickey’s favorites.

A few months into the Great Depression, Mickey’s father lost his business and all of his savings. He hanged himself in 1930, when Mickey was 12. Mickey’s mother became despondent after the suicide. She went in and out of mental institutions for the rest of her life.

In 1936, Mickey left home to attend UCLA. He dropped out after only one semester due to financial problems. For the next couple of years, Mickey would work a series of odd jobs in Los Angeles. He was plagued with money difficulties during the remaining years of the 1930s.

edit Mickey Mouse and Disneyism

edit The American Disneyist Organization

In early 1938, the young Mickey met Oswald “Lucky” Rabbit at a social gathering. Rabbit was an early Disneyist activist—an advocate for a return of the descendants of the eight nations of Disneyland to their old ancestral land in order to create a Disney state. Mickey soon became an active member in the American Disneyist Organization (abbr: ADO), the most prominent Disneyist organization at that time. Over the years, Mickey became more and more radicalized. He changed his name to “Mickey Mouse” in honor of Mouse Talker, the mythical founder of the Disneyland Confederation. By 1941, the 23-year old Mickey Mouse had risen into the upper echelons of ADO’s leadership.

After the United States’ entry into World War II, many of ADO’s leadership served in the American military. Mickey Mouse served as a naval lieutenant during the war in the Pacific. After V-J Day, Mouse returned to Los Angeles. He resumed his work for the Disneyist cause with even more passion. He recruited many new members to the ADO, some of whom would become part of the future cultural and political elite of Disneyland.

edit The Gracey Estate Takeover and the “I Dream of Having” Speech

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Mickey Mouse giving his famous “I Dream of Having” speech.

On July 4, 1954, Mickey Mouse led a group of 32 Disneyist activists in an act of civil disobedience at the Gracey Estate. The Gracey Estate was a private mansion owned by a wealthy family. It was built on land that had been appropriated from the Disneyland Confederation in 1848. Mouse and his associates staged a takeover of the estate, entering the mansion and refusing to leave. The takeover earned international attention.

On the third day of the protest, Mouse gave a televised speech on the front steps of the Gracey Estate. The “I Dream of Having” speech was a turning point in the Disneyist cause. Many Americans who saw the speech thought that Mickey Mouse was an escaped mental patient. However, public opinion turned in favor of granting Disneyland independence; many Americans believed that an independent Disneyland would serve as a useful place to deport deranged Americans like Mouse and his ilk. Political momentum in favor of the Disneyist cause built over the next few months. On July 17, 1955, at the behest of Secretary of State John Foster Dulles, President Eisenhower signed the Treaty of Corporation, formally recognizing the full sovereignty and independence of Disneyland and fully recognizing Disneyland’s territorial claims.

edit The Early Years of the Mouse Regime

edit Mouse’s Rise to Power

Oswald Rabbit, long-time leader of the ADO, was Disneyland’s first President. The early days of the new nation were chaotic, and at times it seemed that Disneyland would slide into complete anarchy. Long-forgotten intellectual property disputes were resurrected as exiles returned to their Disneyland homeland. Violence was endemic. In addition, international trade was nearly nonexistent due to pirate attacks. As time went on, discontent spread to all of the nations within the confederation. The Rabbit administration was ineffective in dealing with these challenges. The government ministers squabbled constantly. In addition, according to most historians, pretty much all the members of the Rabbit administration were pretty incompetent.

Mickey Mouse, with his naval experience during World War II, served as an officer in the Disney Defense Force. Mouse, along with other members of the military, grew frustrated with the worsening conditions in Disneyland. In late December 1955, Mouse called for a secret meeting among a selected elite group of military officers. On the quiet Sunday morning of January 22, 1956, the junta staged a takeover of government ministries, facilities, and military bases. Oswald Rabbit was killed in gunfire near Disneyland’s airport. The successful Coup de Rat at the time received wide public support from a people tired of the chaos, uncertainty, and economic deprivations.

In the month immediately following the coup, Mickey Mouse consolidated his hold on power. Within days, the junta released a new constitution, giving Mouse complete and ultimate authority over Disneyland. He purged the ADO and Disneyland’s government of Oswald’s supporters, known disparagingly as “animators,” sending them to what would be known as Mauschwitz after trying them before a secret tribunal under Article 58 of the new constitution. The ADO, now composed entirely of Mouse supporters, was renamed the Disneyland Institutional Revolutionary Party. On February 14, Mouse dubbed himself “Mickey Mouse the Great” and declared himself Commander President for life.

edit Domestic Policies

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In the early days of the Mouse regime, travel was strictly controlled by the issuance of passes.

The first priority of the Mouse regime was establishing order within Disneyland. To this end, Mouse sealed the borders of the confederation, tightly controlling immigration, emigration, and admission tickets. In addition, Mouse instituted a pass system, which controlled travel within Disneyland. Citizens and tourists were issued “A” Tickets, “B” Tickets, “C” Tickets, “D” Tickets, and “E” Tickets. Only members of the ruling clique and their favored guests were allowed to carry “E” Tickets.

Mickey Mouse the Great also began a crash program of economic development. He instituted the Mouse Works program (which, though less bloated than Microsoft Works, was a lot more effective). Many of the transit systems of Disneyland—the Monorail, the Skyway, the Autopia highway system, and the PeopleMover—were built under the aegis of Mouse Works. Of course, some of these public works were merely vanity projects. Most historians and engineers regard the Skyway was an expensive boondoggle whose only purpose was to shuttle Mouse between his estate in Fantasyland and military bases in Tomorrowland.

edit Development of the Disney Defense Force

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Wernher von Braun (right) and an unidentified imagineer.

In the first few months after the signing of the Treaty of Corporation, the Disney Defense Force was hopelessly disorganized. Its equipment was dilapidated and its personnel were poorly trained. Mouse invited the Nazi rocket scientist Wernher von Braun to Disneyland in mid-March 1956 to improve Disneyland’s military capabilities. The brilliant von Braun and his staff of imagineers immediately began work on developing Disneyland’s military and technological infrastructure. Weapons research labs were built in Tomorrowland within tunnels dug deep into Space Mountain. Within a few months of the Coup de Rat, dramatic improvements in armaments and propulsion had been made. Disneyland’s naval fleet was completely retrofitted by July. With the establishment of the Peenamunde production facility, by the 1960s, Disneyland had some of the most advanced military capabilities in the world; under von Braun’s direction, the young state had built a submarine fleet and was embarking upon an ambitious moon rocket program.

The new military capabilities of the young nation became most apparent in September when Mickey Mouse the Great ordered a naval armada to Castaway Cay—home of the Pirates of the Caribbean, who had been raiding ships carrying licensed merchandise and other Disneyland exports. The armada, under the command of Admiral Donald Duck, quickly overwhelmed the pirate forces. The pirates issued a total surrender after just five days. As a result of the Five-Day War, Disneyland gained possession of Castaway Cay and the pirates were forcibly relocated to a small reservation in New Orleans Square. This stunning military victory raised Disneyland’s stature within the international community.

edit Foreign Relations

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Mickey Mouse meets with fellow autocratic dictator, the Queen of England.

In 1957, Mickey Mouse went on a worldwide goodwill tour in an attempt to strengthen Disneyland’s economic trade and establish favorable diplomatic relations for the new nation. Mouse was warmly received by the autocratic dictator Queen Elizabeth II, Spain’s fascist General Franco, and Sony’s Emperor Akio Morita. The 1957 Disneyland Goodwill Tour helped establish Disneyland as a major global exporter of licensed merchandise and entertainment. Thus the seeds of the future Mickey Mouse League’s entertainment monopoly were born.

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Mouse with Fidel Castro. These two leaders, along with Anita Bryant, founded CAFTA, the Caribbean Area Fear and Terror Alliance.

The annexation of Castaway Cay in 1956 made the Caribbean Sea region a foreign policy priority for Mouse. In 1959, the Communist Fidel Castro of Cuba and the homophobe Anita Bryant of Florida both rose to power. This provided an opportunity for Mickey Mouse in the critical strategic Caribbean region. In 1960, Mouse convened a Caribbean summit with Castro and Bryant. The three leaders agreed to the formation of CAFTA, the Caribbean Area Fear and Terror Alliance. The three CAFTA signatories agreed to technical cooperation on terror and fear technologies and to academic exchanges on human misery research.

During the first decade of Disneyland’s independence, Mouse acted decisively and boldly. His actions made Disneyland into a Caribbean and entertainment power. The repercussions of Mouse’s foreign policy had a long lasting impact that can still be felt today.

edit Reign of the Rat

edit Attack on the Press and Civil Liberties

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Goofenrich Gimmler, Minister of Homeland Security, photographed in front of the Mauschwitz detention facility.

By late 1950s and early 1960s, sizable opposition to Mickey Mouse’s repressive policies and autocratic governing style had steadily grown. Small protests began breaking out with increasing frequency across all of the nations within the Disneyland Confederation. Mickey Mouse the Great responded with a series of repressive measures, citing Article 58 of the Disney constitution, which criminalized any and all forms of dissidence. He cracked down on the press, closing prominent papers such as the Main Street Times and the Frontierland Gazette.

Mouse also shut down political opposition groups and prohibited political gatherings. All political parties except Mouse’s own Disneyland Institutional Revolutionary Party were banned. Political dissidents and opponents often were hauled away by security forces in the middle of the night and arbitrarily detained. Some political opponents simply “disappeared.” By 1958, what had been a small prison facility near Burbank had become the notorious Mauschwitz detention facility. At Mauschwitz, administered by Minister of Homeland Security (DisSec) Goofenrich Gimmler, thousands of opponents of the Mouse regime were tortured and/or summarily executed. Gimmler was one of Mouse’s main lieutenants in the reign of terror and repression that spread across Disneyland. Upon the death of Mouse in 1970, Gimmler fled to Argentina, where he lived in exile until his death in 1984.

One of the most infamous events during the Mouse regime was the Black Thursday massacre. On May 9, 1959, a group of mothers of the Mauschwitz detainees and disappeared persons began a small protest in front of the Disney Defense Force headquarters in Fantasyland. More and more people gradually joined the protest. Within days, the small protest became a massive demonstration with thousands of people. On Thursday, May 14, soldiers fired into the crowd. Unofficial tallies put the death toll of the Black Thursday massacre at well above 200. Some say that the massacre began when a soldier’s rifle accidentally discharged causing a panic. Other accounts say that the orders to shoot were issued by the then Chief of the Defense Forces, Admiral Donald Duck. There are even some tantalizing (but unverified) stories that the massacre was personally ordered by Mouse. After the Black Thursday incident, opponents of the Mouse regime started calling it the “Reign of the Rat.”

edit The Rise of the Cult of Personality

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In the later years of the Reign of the Rat, the regime frequently commissioned art that glorified the leadership of Mickey Mouse the Great.

The 1960s saw a terrifying cult of personality develop around Mickey Mouse the Great. The machinery of propaganda became ubiquitous throughout the Disneyland Confederation. At large rallies, the subjects of the Mouse regime would sing epic songs and dance elaborate choreography dedicated to their leader. Large statues of Mickey Mouse were erected in public spaces all across Disneyland. New reports on state television became long paeans to the glory of Mickey Mouse. Long documentaries extolling Mouse’s heroism and virtue, agricultural policies, and comedic writing skills were a staple of prime time television.

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Mickey Mouse the Great and a low-level government functionary official watch over a parade.

Perhaps the grandest spectacles were the parades that were held in Disneyland almost daily. These parades were triumphs of choreography and technical precision. Actors in costume re-enacted traditional tribal myths of the Disneyland nations along side heroic tales of Mouse’s role in the struggle for Disneyland’s independence. Parades were even held in the evening. The floats would be lit up by thousands of small electrical lights. The propaganda and entertainment industries worked ceaselessly to glorify and deify their leader Mickey Mouse.

Children were not immune from the propaganda. At school, movies depicting Mouse’s heroic exploit were shown repetitively. Some school children were subject to watching the same Mickey Mouse propaganda film over and over for days. Thousands of youth joined a club called the Mouseketeers. The Mouseketeers would wear hats and pins displaying the latest government slogans. The Mouseketeers would also enforce loyalty to the regime among both kids and adults, becoming the eyes and ears of the Ministry of Homeland Security. Newspapers articles in the government-controlled print media trumpeted stories of young Mouseketeers turning in their parents for disloyalty to the regime.

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The Mouseketeers, a youth group, would often wear pins with government slogans such as this one.

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The Mouseketeer, a film which Mouse Himself starred in, portraying the dictator as the hero of a greater class struggle.

The influence of the cult of personality was not confined to the classroom. Public entertainment venues were tightly controlled by the government, often to the extent that even foreign films would be modified to promote the heroism and glory of Mouse’s reign. Mickey Mouse himself starred in dozens of feature films, both doctored historical stories and works of fiction. Under subsequent governments, many of these would either be destroyed or altered post facto to remove or limit Mouse's role.

One of the popular propaganda songs of the time was the Mickey Mouse March. It was the anthem of the Mouseketeer youth. An excerpt of some of the song’s lyrics follows below:

Who’s the leader great and grand
Who rules all you can see?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
Who’s the one who gives commands
Obeyed by you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
Mickey Mouse (Glory He!)
Mickey Mouse (Glory He!)
To disobey him would be treason high (high, high, high!)
Join the navy or marines
And shoot artillery!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

edit The End of the Mouse Era

In spring of 1970, Mickey Mouse fell ill. He died on April 20, surrounded by his wife and children. A leadership vacuum followed, as Mouse had failed to designate any successor. In the following months, the student demonstrations that comprised the “Fantasyland Spring” would bring down military rule. Some conspiracy theorists have suggested Mouse’s illness was caused by Hitler’s Clone, the Supreme Commander of the CAFTA Military; of course, these conspiracy fans have tended to believe many things.

Mickey Mouse the Great left a deep imprint upon Disneyland. During his rule, Disneyland industrialized and developed a modern economy, a modern military, and a modern infrastructure. This legacy remains today. But also during Mouse’s rule, an atmosphere of terror and repression enveloped the land. This legacy too remains today. Attitudes by Disneyland citizens toward the “Reign of the Rat” are complex. For many, it was a time of increasing prosperity, when the displaced people of the Disneyland achieved the dream of a free and independent state and when this state gained great international prestige and respect. But for others, the reign of terror at the height of Mouse’s cult of personality remains a bitter memory.

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