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“I’m going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I’m going to fucking kill Juan Kerr.”
—Steve Ballmer on Juan Kerr
“Nah, he wouldn't hurt a fly.”
—Juan Kerr on Steve Ballmer
(I refuse to let the consensus vandalise my certain, oh-so-very-carefully selected user page)
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I found it!
That's right, I found the secret hidden deep within Uncyclopedia.
No, I'm not telling you where it is! HAHAHA!
Machines are made to work for us
Since everyone seems to have one, here's a list of pages I've written or contributed to.
Stupid joke of the month
An Uncyclopedian walks into a bar. The barman says "In Soviet Russia, bar walk into YOU!"