User:Juan Kerr

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You have Jew messages.

“I’m going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I’m going to fucking kill Juan Kerr.”

Steve Ballmer on Juan Kerr

“Nah, he wouldn't hurt a fly.”

Juan Kerr on Steve Ballmer

(I refuse to let the consensus vandalise my certain, oh-so-very-carefully selected user page)

edit In the news today

STUDY SHOWS EATING GM FOOD CAN CAUSE BALDNESS IN UNCYCLOPEDIA EDITORS

STUDY SHOWS EATING GM FOOD CAN CAUSE BALDNESS IN UNCYCLOPEDIA EDITORS

STUDY SHOWS EATING GM FOOD CAN CAUSE BALDNESS IN UNCYCLOPEDIA EDITORS

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edit I found it!

That's right, I found the secret hidden deep within Uncyclopedia.

No, I'm not telling you where it is! HAHAHA!

Rasputin
This is me. I also look a lot like Osama bin Laden, and certain people possess photographic evidence of me planting shaped charges in British government buildings.

edit Machines are made to work for us

Since everyone seems to have one, here's a list of pages I've written or contributed to.

edit Stupid joke of the month

An Uncyclopedian walks into a bar. The barman says "In Soviet Russia, bar walk into YOU!"

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