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“I’m going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I’m going to fucking kill Juan Kerr.”
—Steve Ballmer on Juan Kerr
“Nah, he wouldn't hurt a fly.”
—Juan Kerr on Steve Ballmer
(I refuse to let the consensus vandalise my certain, oh-so-very-carefully selected user page)
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edit I found it!
That's right, I found the secret hidden deep within Uncyclopedia.
No, I'm not telling you where it is! HAHAHA!
edit Machines are made to work for us
Since everyone seems to have one, here's a list of pages I've written or contributed to.
edit Stupid joke of the month
An Uncyclopedian walks into a bar. The barman says "In Soviet Russia, bar walk into YOU!"