User:Jtgg

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“What is a %@#&ing n00b”
~ n00b on Jtgg's Public Serving Anouncement
“You”
~ Jtgg on the dumber than usual n00b
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Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Face-angel This user is an angel.

LeprechaunMoon This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.


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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

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Usb! No, really!


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Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


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Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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Cornsoldier

This user is a eerie sinister oddball that likes to curate while beloved cute ostrich eggs ejaculate his oven.
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Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

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Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
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1337 This user is elite.
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Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
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MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
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Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Jtgg also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.

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Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.

Pingself

Mwahahaha! I have now tapped into your computer & infected it! Sucker! Prepare to be Banned from the internet!
And you, <insert name here>, are now under my control! Mwahahaha! Oh, wait, I already said that. I stink at this.


“The only person better than me is Jtgg.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Jtgg

“Actually, I'm better than you AND Jtgg!”
~ Bill Gates on demoting Oscar Wilde
“Did I mention I hacked into your computer & stole all your money?”
~ Jtgg on proving that Bill Gates is not better than him
“D'oh!”
~ Bill Gates on learning that he is bankrupt
“Hey, that's my line!”
~ Homer Simpson on believing he owns the word "D'oh!"
“Luke; 127.0.0.1 is your father!”
~ Darth Vader on making babies"

this has been a public service announcement

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