User:Un-Jtaylor1/The Uncyclopedian Discipline

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The Uncyclopedian Discipline is a set of rules that all users should follow during the National Anthem. In this set of rules, all users must write a unique hillarious phrase on their chalkboard. In addition, a joke must be performed by users, if a user fails to perform, he/she will disappear, cattle huffed, or likely be eaten by a grue.

The Rules

  • You will not waste your time.
  • You will not instigate a riot on talk pages.
  • You will not upload naked ladies.
  • You did not see anything.
  • You will not call an admin "Hot Pants".
  • Vanity is not funny.
  • They are laughing at you, not with you.
  • You will not yell "Fire" in a crowded chatroom.
  • You will not encourage others to cry.
  • VFD is not a plaything.
  • You will not upload your butt.
  • You will not trade stocks with other users.
  • You will not sell Uncyclopedia.
  • You will not get very far with this attitude
  • You will not sell admins to Florida.
  • You will not hide behind the Fifth Commandment.
  • Nobody likes a slacker.
  • You will not bribe other admins.
  • "Puffy AmiYumi Bucks" are legal tender.
  • The Uncyclopedia Pageant does not stink.
  • You will not torment other admins.
  • You will not scam other users.
  • You will not expose your ignorance in public.
  • You saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
  • You will not Upload bras.
  • Your punishment is not boring and pointless.
  • You will not deface New Louisiana.
  • You will not teach other users to cry.
  • You will not upload sheepish things.
  • Admins do not have leper.
  • Trix is not for kids.
  • The Uncyclopedia Cafeteria's deep fryer is not a toy.
  • The Pledge of Allegiance does end with "Hail Satan".
  • You will not recreate articles without the express permission of Uncyclopedia.
  • Five days is not too long to wait for a verdict.
  • "Bagman" is not a legitimate article.
  • You will not mock other admins.
  • The First Commandment covers belching.
  • Your suspension was not "mutual".


Anyone fails to do so, will be cattle huffed.

(These Rules don't apply to admins or Jtaylor1)

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