User:Jrolee

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Jrolee Aka James Lee Quite useless really Jolly Good

MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
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MUN
Member of the Order
Boredkid This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
British flag This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Tursiops truncatus head Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Numbersix This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
F@H
Protein This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

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sc-N This user is a native speaker of Scrabble.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.
se-L Thith uther thpeakth Simple English with a really thexy lithp.
uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
pika-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
Meat This user is mostly or entirely made of meat


Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Aancampaign
jrolee supports the AAN Campaign. He cares. Do you?
One Fierce Beer Coaster icon This user is naughty by nature and white by choice and the sound of their voice makes your panties moist.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Mikemyers

This user has tested positive for ISNJ on the Myers-Briggs Test

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
Unamerican This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)
BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
ac-F This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one).
bs-E This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school.
enr-0 This user does not understand Engrish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
mor-0 This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
sl-0 This user does not understand sign language and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
uk-E This user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school.
ow-0 This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.
br-X This user only speaks British houmour enough to seduce Ricky Gervais. Uugh.


fh-N This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Towel This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
238px This user believes all userboxes should be the same size.
GAME This user has lost The Game.
Crystal kthememgr This user's entire personality can be nicely summed up in a series of userboxes.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
Ugly This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardisation.
1338 This user knows that 1338 > 1337
GR Grammar Nazi,
4.SS-Division (mot.) Uncyclingpädie
II This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucked |more.
Cowbell1
This user advocates the use of more cowbell.
Face-sad.svg This user is pissed about admins ignoring policy.
Noeuroipods This user is really, really pissed off about admins violating consensus.
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BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
Eyebeams 248 180 This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with him will likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.


Anieye-45-38 This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.


Evilbug-lalalalala42 This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
NI! This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Hey! The above wasn't my fault!
Moo This user has been known to randomly go around saying Moo.
This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer.
This space for rent.
750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.


Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Autism11 This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
C This user is physically dependent on carbon.
BigBrother This user is an Atheist.
...who couldn't care less where the decent articles came from, as long as they are funny.
Freetest


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