User:Jordanspiel

This user is not HIV positive.

Member of the Order

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

Uncyclopedia:Babel us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. de-E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school. ao-X This user only speaks AOLer enough to seduce native AOLer speakers. [[Asshat ah-0]] This user does not understand Asshat and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. gb-P This f****r speaks Gibberish heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. ht-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek HTML whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.