User:Jonjammin

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This user is a total UKer and knows how to queue. (British Uncyclopedians)

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

de-E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school.

fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).

gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

java-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Java.

vb-E This user only speaks Visual Basic because it was a required course in school.

MW-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MediaWiki.

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Scotland
Caucasian
Male
Jack Daniels
Lucozade Orange
Sometimes The Above 2 mixed together

Thinking About

Teletubbies (the Novel), not too sure where I was going with this. Liked the idea but the joke got lost in translation along the way

My Stuff

HowTo:Crowd Surf - I really liked this one
Negotiating - A not too shabby try no. 2
Ten second rule - This one is balls and may be huffed soon
Deadlines - A better idea, lack of grammar may prove it's undoing :)

Worked On

Led Zeppelin - Re-formated
Why am i being stalked? - Re-worded to make it flow better and added 2 pics to spice it up a bit
Nude figure-skating - Added a history of the sport and some other stuff

Images

Only one's I've actually edited

Image:Long Tumbleweed.jpg - cut it down to make a good section filler
Image:Money Pig Trap.jpg - Origami Dollar Pig cut and pasted into a snare trap
Image:Demon Dog.jpg - Burned the background away and added in glowy eyes
Image:Scientology-Mobile.jpg - Stuck Tom Cruise inside an Ice cream van