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When de man at dimigrashon towk toooo you. And he be Ameriken, you sey" How's it going Bob(How uzit going baab?)". Den dey tink you very smart. If de man is British, you say, Ow de blody baastard. Den dey tink you very smart. If de man is Australian, you say, howzit going mait? Den he tink you very smart.