I am leaving Uncyclopedia due to UnNews going down the toilet and my randomish humor being unappreciated. I will pop in occasionally and write a piece once in a while. I will become a regular on the Illogicopedia which I was introduced a while ago.
I am Jokerman, an English expert who hopes to add to this repository of worthless misinformation. My userboxes speak for themselves. Behold!
This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
They may even work at the ACLU or, worse, be an unelected liberalactivist judge. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this watch Fox News (Psst. He's probably also a communist; quick! Inform HUAC!)
This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.