User:John Lydon/Beach Boys
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The Beach Boys be a gang of Mo'Fo's that used to chill down in Hawthorne California back in the diz-zay. Way back, I'm talking back when cracker ass Mo'Fo's was dressing up in sheets and hanging a brother. Anyways, they used to chill out and smoke weed and shit, and then make up all kinds of whack beats that crackers couldn't get enough of for some reason. They cut a bunch of tracks for like ten years and then one of those Mo' Fuckas went crazy and fucked it all up.
So back in the day, this one cracker pimp named Brian Wilson was just chilling with his brothers at their crib when all the sudden he was like, "Yo man! We should start a band fools!"