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Hi. I'm a writer with nothing interesting happening in my life. After my methlab blew up weeks ago, I had to occupy a real job. Why? Because I don't live in Los Angeles, which anywhere else in the good ol' USA makes me unemployable. Undreneath the short list of awards I've somehow fell ass backwards into, you'll find a list of articles I've posted random material in or created from scratch and am taking full credit for! Because even I know that in about 10 minutes it's all going to be changed by some obese 7 year old pigging out on Abba Zabba bars dipped in nacho cheese.
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