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The 2010 Bloodbath Super League is the first season of Super League Bloodbath. It contains 5 divisions of 6 teams each. The two sides finishing bottom of Division 3 will play-off, with the loser being ejected from the league and replaced by a new team.

edit League Tables

edit Super League

Pos Team Pts W D L KD
1 Washington Generals 3100+140,000
2 Berlin Blitz 3100+2
3 Mexico City Jaguars 3100+1
4 The New Orleans Racists 0001-1
5 Istanbul Ataturks 0001-2
6 Hiroshima Nuclears 0001-140,000

edit Results

3 April 2010
Berlin Blitz 2-0 Istanbul Ataturks The Reichstag
Muller 0:29, Corner 1:05 1:30 -

Berlin vin ze game, ja?

3 April 2010
Hiroshima Nuclears 0-140,000 Washington Generals The Levelled Playing Field
- 8:15 Truman (140,000 kills)

A very explosive game

3 April 2010
The New Orleans Racists 0-1 Mexico City Jaguars The Reichstag
- 1:30 Juan 0:44

Juan-nil!

edit Division One

Pos Team Pts W D L KD
1 New York New Yorkers 3100+8
2 London Brawl 3100+1
3 Beijing Dragons 31000
4 Sydney Operas 0001-1
5 Sao Paulo 0001-8
6 Cape Town Whites (R) -160010

*Cape Town Whites coveniently deducted enough points to make them relegated for failure to carry out a fixture.

edit Results

3 April 2010
Sydney Operas 1-2 London Brawl Opera House
Shane-O 0:18 1:30 Jeeves 0:52, Earl Grey 1:14

Jolly good show, old chap!

3 April 2010
New York New Yorkers 8-0 Sao Paulo The Big Apple
Some people killed people 1:30 -

Things happened, when do I get my paycheck?

3 April 2010
Cape Town Whites 0-0 Beijing Dragons Nelson Mandela's back garden
- 0:00 -

Away win awarded

The racist bastards wouldn't let the Chinese into the stadium!

edit Division Two

Pos Team Pts W D L KD
1 Chicago Town 3100+87
2 Wellington Wizards (Sleeve) 3100+4
3 Lima Lions 3100+1
4 Giza Great Pyramids 0001-1
5 Kathmandu Cougars 0001-4
6 Gay Parisians 0001-87

edit Results

3 April 2010
Chicago Town 89-2 Gay Parisians Deep Dish
Super AIDS (89) 1:30 Pierre 0:46, Another person called Pierre 1:25

Super AIDS is the real winner

3 April 2010
Kathmandu Cougars 0-4 Wellington Wizards (Sleeve) Mount Everest
- 1:30 Only 4? Against pacifists?

The Cougars refused to fight and were instead forced to wish good karma on their opponents.

3 April 2010
Lima Lions 1-0 Giza Great Pyramids Macchu Picchu
Paddington Bear 0:24 1:30 -

Paddington Bear FTW, nuff said.

edit Division Three North

Pos Team Pts W D L KD
1 Moscow Mafia 3100+3
2 Vancouver 3000+2
3 Kryzgyz Kygrygzyggzygggrygg Gryzkyryg Kyrgyzstan 10100
4 Dublin Drunks 10100
5 San Jose 0001-2
6 Pyongyang Pirates 0001-3

edit Results

3 April 2010
Kygrz Krygz Kyzgryz Kyrgyzstan 1-1 Dublin Drunks Kryz Kygzry Kzyyyyg Kyrgyzstan
I am NOT trying to spell that! 1:30 O'Brien 1:12

Krzyg Kyrz Krgzyg Kyrgyzstan claimed a draw at home to Dublin Drunks

3 April 2010
Moscow Mafia 3-0 Pyongyang Pirates Stalingrad
Stalin 0:13, Lenin 0:49, Gorbachev 1:04 1:30 -

In Soviet Russia, match wins you!

3 April 2010
San Jose 0-2 Vancouver San Jose
- 1:30 Colin Mochrie 0:23, 0:46

Whose Line is it Anyway?

edit Division Three South

Pos Team Pts W D L KD
1 Melbourne Molesters 3100+2
2 Buenos Aires Buggers 3100+1
3 Port Vila Vanutians 10100
4 Marrakech Murderers 10100
5 Bogota Bulls 0001-1
6 Timbuktu Tigers 0001-2

edit Results

3 April 2010
Melbourne Molesters 2-0 Timbuktu Tigers Kryz Kygzry Kzyyyyg Kyrgyzstan
Shane-O 0:39, 0:53 1:30 -

The Tigers were raped by the Molesters.

3 April 2010
Port Vila Vanutians 0-0 Marrakech Murderers Stalingrad
- 1:30 -

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 April 2010
Buenos Aires Buggers 1-0 Bogota Bulls Argentina
Diego 1:29 1:30 -

Sniped at the last minute!

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