User:Joe SheA

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Dear Lord, we are so fucked

Sockpuppeteer of the Month February 2009

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"Friends"

• Yay!!!Someone actually complimented me!!!!!
• He helped me whore myself on awards w/no self noms!
• Ass who forgot that non-signed in votes are only worth .5 points
• Gay adopter who would pwn me if not included in this section
• Ha! More like MEGAJEW!
• Yettie (see #3)

Douchebags

• A real fagbag.
• Megan00b
• (He voted against me!)
• JUST TELL US YOUR REAL GENDER, YOU BASTARD OR BITCH, OR I'LL GIVE YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND OR PENIS!
• See #3
• Same as above
• Self-gay.

BEHOLD THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR!

This user is a whore to Microsoft and plays his video games on XboxLive with the GamerTag Villij Idiot

This user's IQ is Over 9000.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for  1 year, 6 months and 17 days.

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

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HOLY FATASS LUMBERJACK!!! This page is BAT SHIT INSANE and probably suffers from ADHD! Now stop acting like that is a good thing, dimwit.

This user has been adopted by Orian57.

This user has found The red balloon of awesomeness!!! Bow down to them!!!

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a capitalist pig and will eventually buy out your puny revolution.

This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

WHY THE FUCK DID IT FUCKING TAKE 31 FUCKING MINUTES TO FUCKING DELIVER MY FUCKING PIZZA, YOU FUCKING DOMINO'S FUCKING DELIVERY GUY!?!?!?

I have ADHD, but I can still focus on stuf-hey look, it's a butterfly! I like potatoes! Threve! Socratic method!

Where was I? I have ADHD, slight anti-authority tendencies, possible bi-polarism, and good smartmakingisms. I even know how to use the Google machine. I also have my own interweb.

See? I am smarticle!

Is that a butterfly?