User:JoeMonco/Pee Review/Paranoid Page

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I am writing a review for this article even though no one has asked for it. If you happen to hate unsolicited/flabbergastingly negative reviews, please feel free to make a big fuss about it.

JoeMonco 08:51, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Humo(u)r: 1 Let's face it - if there was something called the "humor enlargement pump", I would definitely jack this sucker of an article with it till the end comes. There is the short, and there is the short. I don't even know which part of the article to like, because as soon as it starts, it ends. What does it mean "Who sent you?" What does the "you" refer to? And why is this "you" supposed to be "sent"? What is the problem with the author? Does he/she think everyone works for IRS? What is with that animated gif thing? Are we supposed to believe now that animated gifs are the new fashion statement of all wiki articles? When I look at it, all I want is to gouge out those retarded rolling eyeballs with a crowbar. Humor? Heck no!
Concept: 1 Concept? I don't see any concept in this solid 3-second waste of time. It is contemptable to even think that such an atrocity of an "article" deserves to be associated in any way with the word "concept". If there was indeed any concept in this... thing, there is simply not enough of everything to convey it. It is an assault to all human sensibilities and each and every reader's intelligence. If anyone happens to like this steaming heap of a digital catastrophe at any rate, the terrorists win.
Prose and Formatting: 1 Excuse me on this but I don't think a discussion of prose on this one-sentence work of a slacker's is really all that necessary. If boiled lettuce was God's definition of lack of style, he had clearly been defeated by his own creation. Even if you don't count the loose words in the title, the article's literary pattern is still far too inadequate to warrant any merit. The same lack of noticable structural features applies also to the page's formatting in the exact fashion that the word "fraud" applies to Enron's account records.
Images: 1 This "article" deserves a 5 for having at least one picture, although the animated nature of said picture warrants a deduction of 4 points.
Miscellaneous: N/A
Final Score: 5 The presence of this article is begging for nuclear warheads to be rained upon Wikia's server farms and with the subsequent fallout large enough to eradicate all cockroaches on Earth twice. Any decent admin should now go and start hitting the "delete" button on it until it bounces off the keyboard and embeds itself to someone else's forehead.
Reviewer: JoeMonco 08:51, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

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Dear Joe Monco:

Humor is subjective.

Love, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 13:02, Aug 6

  • Who sent you? -- JoeMonco 15:35, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
I could ask you the same question. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:48, Aug 6
I was gonna leave a comment here, too. You need to be friendlier, Joe! And remember you're writing to help someone improve their article, not to help people decide whether they should read a certain article or not. - [21:07 6 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
May I ask again - who sent you? -- JoeMonco 02:27, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
God. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:34, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Then this is certainly the end of the world as we know it. -- JoeMonco 04:43, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
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