User:Joe9320
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SELAMAT DATANG DI HALAMAN JOE SI KYUREM,
the eighth wonder of the Philippines
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edit Stuff I do on Uncyclopedia
- Writing requested articles
- Writing some peer reviews
- Nominating and voting for VFH
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Aiming for my first Featured Article (four years and I got shit)HAHA DISREGARD THAT I GOT ONE NOW!
edit Completed Log
Go here to move completed shit here
- Gangnam Style (FEATURED 12/12/2012)
- Malaysia
- UnNews:Wikipedia is on Blackout!
- Why?:Be a refugee from Encyclopedia Dramatica
- I Wanna Be the Guy
- People's Republic of Australia
- Fnord
- HowTo:Pick up female nerds (I plan to made an addendum with The Big Bang Theory)
- HowTo:Be Korean
- UnTunes:Chicharron
- HowTo:Come to Australia as an asylum seeker
- SuperUltraReal3D
- Uncyclopedia:Business/Goa Tse Temple and Store
- Vii
- The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
- User:Joe9320/Portal:Literature
- YouTube Home Page
- 1984 Uncyclopedia Convention at Los Angeles, California
- UnScripts:Epic Fail Movie
- Westbor-O's
- Rouge the Bat
- UnTunes:We Built This Wiki
- Rayquaza
- HowTo:Pick up female nerds
- UnNews:Pokémon found in Indonesia
- JNNN TV Anda/Homepage
- Australia is the best!!!
- User:Joe9320/Uncyclopedia Stock Exchange
- UnTunes:Never Gonna Give Sonic Up
- UnBooks:Cookbook/How to Cook Filipino Food
- Worst 100 Sonic Cash-Ins
- User:Joe9320/UnTravel:Main Page
- UnNews:Anger over failure of 4chan being not featured on Uncyclopedia, fatwa to ban Wikipedia announced
- UnTunes:Do They Know It's Kwanzaa?
- Uncyclopedia Transit Authority
- The Pokedex list of Pokemon: (451-500)
- Dialga
- User:Joe9320/Censored Pokemon Website
- Giratina
- The Philippine Empire
- New Australia
- Latios and Latias
- UnRoadMap Filipino Empire
- User:Joe9320/Bad Wolf
- UnTunes:Lagu Duit Kopi
- UnNews:FARK YOU America and Europe, you're ALL faggots!
edit Wanna help us write?
Ah yes, the payphone. You kids these days with your "smart" phones and "mobile cellular" phone thingymajigs. But make yourself at home and help me write this, because I feel incomplete and Qzekrom completes me:
- User:Joe9320/Gangnam Style (FEATURED ARTICLE IS FEATURED)
- American cuisine (for audio)
- User:Joe9320/Giratina (Qzekrom: help me write this)
- User:Joe9320/Palkia (Qzekrom: help me write this)
- User:Joe9320/List of Pokemon (Qzekrom: help me write this)
- User:Joe9320/Kyurem (Qzekrom: help me write this)
- User:Joe9320/Rayquaza
- User:Joe9320/UnNews:112 million people will watch... Aussie Rules?
- User:Joe9320/Wii U
- User:Joe9320/Adventure Time
- User:Joe9320/Equal Division (game) Game that is like Monopoly, but communist.
- User:Joe9320/UnBooks:Hipster-English Dictionary
- User:Joe9320/Mars (nation) (make up stuff about Water on Mars, Martian History, strip stuff from Total Recall)
- User:Joe9320/Why?:Eat the Rich
- User:Joe9320/The Legend of Zelda: Blink-182 is Passé
- User:Joe9320/Link (The Legend of Zelda)
- User:Joe9320/I Wanna Be the Guy
- User:Joe9320/Facebook
- User:Joe9320/UnBooks:Guide to Public Toilets of the World (a simple humorous guide to types of public toilets)
- User:Joe9320/The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
- User:Joe9320/Marmite
- User:Joe9320/Unfomercials:Heckler & Koch MP5 Player(premise of this joke is about an MP3 player that doubles as a gun)
- User:Joe9320/Exploding Elf Poop (forerunner to Rice Krispies, revolves around a cereal history on how they got the idea of a cereal made of elf poop, then called rice)
- User:Joe9320/Princess Zelda
- User:Joe9320/Indonesia
- User:Joe9320/Malaysia
- User:Joe9320/Proton (Car)
- User:Joe9320/Princess Daisy
- User:Joe9320/Kim Jong-il
- User:Joe9320/UnReviews:Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
- User:Joe9320/2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation
- User:Joe9320/Why?:Be a refugee from Encyclopedia Dramatica
- User:Joe9320/Neopets
- User:Joe9320/UnReviews:The Legend of Zelda- The Original Game from 1986
- User:Joe9320/UnDebate:Should we have a mosque near Ground Zero?
- User:Joe9320/HowTo:Be Korean
- User:Joe9320/Vocaloid
- User:Joe9320/SuperUltraReal3D
- User:Joe9320/Returned and Services League of Australia
- User:Joe9320/The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
- User:Joe9320/Fnord (car maker)
- User:Joe9320/People's Republic of Australia
- User:Joe9320/HowTo:Come to Australia as an asylum seeker
- User:Joe9320/Uncyclopedia 3
- User:Joe9320/1984 Uncyclopedia Convention at Los Angeles California
- User:Joe9320/Australia is the best!!!
- User:Joe9320/Pokemon Island
- User:Joe9320/Channel 9
- User:Joe9320/Westbor-O's
edit Cracked.com Outpost of Ideas
- 15 Monuments someone needs to build- I'll think of writing an article about the Wikipedia Monument built after the Battle of Wikipedia- hey maybe the Future Humans-to-Be Memorial dedicated to sperm lost, died or swallowed, developed by a former pornographer who had enough of seeing blowjobs!
- [1]- I'll look into that for flag making for Uncyc.
- [2]- Hipster rewrite?
- Not cracked per se, but neve mind. Article idea: Minister: I did not have sexual relations with a Thetan (cue Clinton)
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- [4]
- [5]
- [6]
edit About me
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edit Giratina's Parallel Universe Section
edit Awards
| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move. |
| Commander of the Order |
| | Featured Article: Gangnam Style This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Useless Gobshite of the Month April 2012
| Fresh Stain |
| P.E.E.I.N.G. |
This user has volunteered to be a judge of the First Pee Buddy competition. Sucker! |
| | This user was a judge in the november 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball! |
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This user is licensed to use Cute Zekrom's userpage design API. Don't get them confused with Cute Zekrom! |
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edit Famous Sayings
| | Imagine a world in which every single person and alien in the universe is given free access to the sum of human comedy, parody and satire | |
Due to the nature of the plot similarity of many Zelda games, the plot of most can be efficiently determined using the following paragraph, conveniently filling in the blanks with the table. It is well known within Nintendo that using this old Mad Libs trick, one can easily write a whole new chapter of any Nintendo game!
In (1), (2); so Link must (3). He must collect three (4) to get the (5). However, (6). So Link must do moar work to collect (7). He then gets the (8) sword, which he uses to defeat (9). However, it did not end here, as he still had to (10).
| 1 | Ocarina of Time | Twilight Princess | A Link to the Past | The Minish Cap | The Wind Waker | The Phantom Hourglass | Phantom Choo-Choo |
| 2 | Ganondorf must be stopped | Zelda was kidnapped and the Twilight must be stopped | Zelda was kidnapped | Zelda got stoned | Aryll was kidnapped | Zelda's alter ego, Tetra, was kidnapped | Zelda gets fragged |
| 3 | stop him | save her | save her | restore her | save her | save her | tell her where to go |
| 4 | Spiritual Stones | Fused Shadows | Medallions | Elements | Goddess's Pearls | Spirits | or four train tracks |
| 5 | Master Sword | Master Sword | Master Sword | Picori Blade | Master Sword | GPS navigation | plot to advance |
| 6 | this helps Ganondorf | Zant takes the Fused Shadows | Agahnim flees | there's another element | the blade is dull | Tetra's a rock | there's another dungeon |
| 7 | the Sages | the Mirror Shards | the Princesses | the Wind Element | two Sages | the Pure Metals | Byrne tells you about a fucking light compass |
| 8 | Light Arrow | Light | Golden | Four | sharp Master | Phantom | Lokomo |
| 9 | Ganondorf | Zant | Ganon | Vaati | some puppets | Bellum | Johnny Two-hats |
| 10 | beat Ganon | free Zelda and beat Ganondorf three times | listen to triangles | for real beat Vaati | beat Ganondorf | save Linebeck | Kill Malladus |
Note that in Twilight Princess, steps 5 and 6 occur in reverse order.
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