User:Joe9320/Unfomercials:Heckler & Koch MP5 Player

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This advert is in the style of the iPhone commercials:
Mp5 player NEU! Das Heckler und Koch MP5 Player!

Store music in your gun! Play greatest hits whilst on a tour of duty in the far desert regions of the Middle East, the jungles of Africa, or the rocky snow-capped mountains of North Korea! You can use your gun as not only a tool of violence towards your enemies physically, it can double as a psychological weapon by playing songs such as

Detect your enemies with greater accuracy!

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