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Wanna talk to hipsters but do not know how to speak Hispter? Sick of being mainstream? Do you want to hang out with hipsters whatsoever? Interested in the hipster culture of Apple computers, anti-globalisation and Fairtrade goods? Then you need a dictionary that can translate the hipster phrases and words you do not understand, so that you know what they are really saying! Hence, I would like to announce that a new guide to one of the most hated people on the planet is here. Check out...
THE GUIDE TO HIPSTERISMS
edit Basic Greetings
edit Going out
|Where's the nearest American Apparel?||Where's the store where they sell ridiculously overpriced clothing made by American sweatshop labor?|
|Pissed||Pissed off or drunk|
|There are no accent coaches in Hollywood worth a moment's consideration.||Fuck off Yanks|
|American||Septic Tank (Yank)|
edit Common phrases
- Nice jeans - Crap jeans
- Is there soymilk? - I don't want milk from cows because of the hormones
- I have a Mac - I have an overpriced, overhyped computer produced in a third-world country because I believe that Steve Jobs is God.
- There's people starving - You are an apathetic dick.
edit See also
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