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Rouge the Bat

Rouge the Bat, 18

Scientific classification
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Mammalia
Order Chiroptera
Family Sonic the Hedgehog
Genus Khmer Rouge
Species Rouge
Binomial name
Knuckle's Crush
Primary armament Unarmed
Secondary armament Master Emerald
Power supply Her kicking power is equal to 10,000 soldiers
Health 1985 Hit Points (HP)
Mana 200
Strength Obviously strong
Intelligence Too high
Weight 28kg
Length 3'5"
Special attack
Conservation status

Rouge the Bat (Chinese: 如揪・蝙蝠 Rújiū Biānfú, Japanese: ルージュ・ザ・バット Rūju za Batto) is a professional treasure hunter, secret government agent, make-up artist and nightclub owner/dancer. Her feminine charm makes her appear careless, but she is actually scheming and manipulative.

edit Biography and Characteristics

Rouge the Bat is born in Angel Island, New York, in 1991. When she was 16, she ran her nightclub, with herself as a strip dancer. There, she met Knuckles the Echidna and had a little love. When she was 18, she went to France, and became an actor. There, she was nicknamed as Moulin Rouge. Later, she worked as a government official, There, Rouge trained on how to fight primarily with kicks, whcih leads her to developing her own signature "Screw Kick". As a bat, she can obviously fly using her wings like other bats. At the age of 18, she started to screw Knuckles with her kicks, and violated Shadow the Hedgehog three times.

In seven of the ten games she has appeared in to date, Rouge wears a FABULOUS skintight black body suit with an AWESOME large pink heart-shaped breast plate and those kinky white thigh-high boots. How she expects not to attract the wrong kind of attention with those kind of clothes I have no idea, but it follows that in twelve of the ten games she has appeared in to date (???) she has been raped by between two and five species of tentacle monsters. In an act of convenience, Sega has made her 18 years of age. She is roughly the size of the largest bat in the world, the flying fox.

edit Reception and Relationship wuith Knuckles

Due to Rouge's looks, she is considered a sex symbol and one of the key factors in adolescents of the early 2000s having massive libidos and interest in the Furry culture. Although many parents complained to Sega about Rouge's appearance, they shrugged it off by removing her cleavage for a few seconds in one episode of the television series Sonic X. This move saved Sega $2.47 in drawing costs, but resulted in a 77-day strike at Sega headquarters started by the creator of Rouge the Bat. To date, the Rouge the Bat character has cost Sega $4.4 million in retroactive pay and damages. Her "daring attitude" and her "self-centred" nature received further comment. Rouge appeared on the list of "The Sexy Lady Beasts of Gaming- Dickhead Revised Edition".

Rouge hugs Knuckles

Rouge hugs Knuckles after their fight. Ironic.

Rouge's relationship with Knuckles the Echidna is a bit good on one side than the other. According to Wikipedia, Rouge was length of playfully teasing and flustering Knuckles. Although Rouge often makes playful criticisms of Knuckles' treasure hunting skills (or lack thereof), it can be said that the two have a shared respect for each other, in terms of abilities. Some official sources confirm that Rouge has a secret crush on Knuckles that she would never admit to. This is not true, because Knuckles likes Cosmo (the Kirlia ripoff).

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Rouge the Bat.

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