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Amy chase
Amy chase

JHOP and Unovastan Government Office Userpage

2,463 and increasing!
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the eighth wonder of the Philippines
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edit Stuff I do on Uncyclopedia

edit Completion Log

User:Joe9320/New Userpage/Completed Log

edit Wanna help us write?

Ah yes, the payphone. You kids these days with your "smart" phones and "mobile cellular" phone thingymajigs. But make yourself at home and help me write this, because I feel incomplete and Qzekrom completes me:

edit Ideas for policy change world domination

I've got a few ideas as to how to improve Uncyclopedia policy:

  1. Revamp the entire hierarchy: there must be sysops, junior sysops, bureaucrats, junior bureaucrats and members. To become a sysop, one must have at least 15 featured articles and have a clean record/be on Uncyclopedia for at least 2 years.
  2. Revamp warning boxes
  3. Revamp all templates to catch up with Wikipedia
  4. Implement new project pages and encourage editing
  5. Increase article count to over 50000.

edit About me

800px-Flag of the Philippines svg This user is a Filipino. Don't look him in the eye and avoid any sudden movements - or else he'll bite you in the ass like a rabid dog.
Autism11 This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

Sabatier This user is a member of the American Otaku Association. They guard Japan-based articles with the zeal of a fanboy and the grace of manga.
id-4 This user speaks Indonesian at a near-native level.
Goa tse glyph This user is a member of the Goa Tse Clan. This user does not want Uncyclopedia to be the worst.

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edit Awards

Craproll Useless Gobshite of the Month April 2012
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Fresh Stain Rank

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The time of judgement is coming!
This user has volunteered to be a judge of the First Pee Buddy competition. Sucker!
AristocratTurkey01 This user was a judge in the november 2010 Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball!


edit Famous Sayings

Our current problem is that we have only 361,463 on this glorious website. We need to increase this number to three times this amount, or we perish!

Due to the nature of the plot similarity of many Zelda games, the plot of most can be efficiently determined using the following paragraph, conveniently filling in the blanks with the table. It is well known within Nintendo that using this old Mad Libs trick, one can easily write a whole new chapter of any Nintendo game!

In (1), (2); so Link must (3). He must collect three (4) to get the (5). However, (6). So Link must do moar work to collect (7). He then gets the (8) sword, which he uses to defeat (9). However, it did not end here, as he still had to (10).

1 Ocarina of Time Twilight Princess A Link to the Past The Minish Cap The Wind Waker The Phantom Hourglass Phantom Choo-Choo
2 Ganondorf must be stopped Zelda was kidnapped and the Twilight must be stopped Zelda was kidnapped Zelda got stoned Aryll was kidnapped Zelda's alter ego, Tetra, was kidnappedZelda gets fragged
3 stop him save her save her restore her save her save her tell her where to go
4 Spiritual Stones Fused Shadows Medallions Elements Goddess's Pearls Spirits or four train tracks
5 Master Sword Master Sword Master Sword Picori Blade Master Sword GPS navigation plot to advance
6 this helps Ganondorf Zant takes the Fused Shadows Agahnim flees there's another element the blade is dull Tetra's a rock there's another dungeon
7 the Sages the Mirror Shards the Princesses the Wind Element two Sages the Pure Metals Byrne tells you about a fucking light compass
8 Light Arrow Light Golden Four sharp Master Phantom Lokomo
9 Ganondorf Zant Ganon Vaati some puppets Bellum Johnny Two-hats
10 beat Ganon free Zelda and beat Ganondorf three times listen to triangles for real beat Vaati beat Ganondorf save Linebeck Kill Malladus

Note that in Twilight Princess, steps 5 and 6 occur in reverse order.

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7 years, 8 months and 28 days.


White horse

It's Uffington, teh White Horse!

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