User:Joe9320/Marmite

(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)

Marmite

Scientific Information
 Root: Ma Symbol: $\infty$ Sign: sizzling Type: Black Goo Mass: 12 oz. Origin: Yeast Significance: Varies from person to person Properties: Can be put on toast Variations: Vegemite Related To: Bovril

Marmite is a quasi-vegetable by-product that has been considered by many British people as God's Gift to Man. In reality, it is nothing but a by-product of yeast, salt and burnt remains of cows which in this case may taste like its soup counterpart, Bovril.

editBovril

Bovril is the by-product of Marmite produced when its melting point of 49 degrees Celsius had been reached.