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Marmite

Scientific Information
Root: Ma
Symbol: \infty
Sign: sizzling
Type: Black Goo
Mass: 12 oz.
Origin: Yeast
Significance: Varies from person to person
Properties: Can be put on toast
Variations: Vegemite
Related To: Bovril

Marmite is a quasi-vegetable by-product that has been considered by many British people as God's Gift to Man. In reality, it is nothing but a by-product of yeast, salt and burnt remains of cows which in this case may taste like its soup counterpart, Bovril.

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Bovril is the by-product of Marmite produced when its melting point of 49 degrees Celsius had been reached.

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